Vash walks in carrying a bunch of little pieces of paper.
Vash: clears throat "Ok everyone. Listen up. I would like to give you all a little something."
Hands paper to Wolfwood
Woolfwood: Looks at paper that reads: 'There's no travel in your future when your bike breaks down in the path of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your life by getting cancer from smoking seventeen packs of ciggerettes a day.'
Wolfwood: "Whats the f% is this? I only smoke 12 packs a day!"
Vash Walks over to Millie and hands her a paper
Millie: "Ohh I wonder what mine says!" Reads paper saying: 'Your pudding addiction could prove faytal when you gain 200 pounds and die from a heart attack. But there is one good thing... I saved on my car insurance by switching to Geico!' "Hey thats not nice!" runs of crying
Wolfwood: "What did hers say to upset her like that you dimwit!"
Vash: "It just said she shouldnt eat so much pudding" nervously laughs
Wolfwood: "sure..." GLARE
Vash: "Ummm ya ok, so lets move on, Meryl..."
Hands Meryl a piece of paper
Meryl: "This is stupid" Looks at paper reading: 'You are short and you have a short temper to go with it. but' "BUT WHAT VASH! ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY SOMETHING?!"
Vash: "Well yes..." starts singing " No other girl is quite like you."
Meryl: stands up ready to hit Vash 'Why is he messing with my emotions like this!'
Vash: He stares deep into Meryls eyes "No one else can make me feel like you do. You've shared my world and I love you..."
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A/N: Awww. You can imagine what happens next. This was suppose to be funny, but romance appeared somehow!
