Kelso walked into the Forman's basement with an angry expression on his face. Jackie followed him, slamming the door behind her.
Eric, Hyde and Fez sat on the couch, staring at them.
"Don't just walk away from me, we're not done here!" Jackie exclaimed.
"If you don't want to be walked away from, than stop following me."
"Michael!"
"It's just like a movie." Fez whispered. "I wish we had popcorn." He smiled. "Or candy."
"Yeah. This is the movie that never ends." Hyde sighed, bored with all the Kelso/Jackie fighting that he's been witnessing lately. It used to be really entertaining to watch them go at it, but it's becoming more and more tired as the days go by.
"Back off, Jackie!" Kelso yelled at his girlfriend infront of their friends. "I mean it." He practically growled.
"Oh, you 'mean it'?" She stepped back slightly, mockingly. "Do you mean it more or less than the phrase "I love you'?" She croseed her arms and tapped her foot against the floor, impatiently waiting for a response. He looked pretty speechless. She couldn't believe she was involved with somebody so stupid. Finally, a smile crossed Kelso's face as if he'd just thought up the perfect thing to say.
"Depends who I say it to." He smirked, proad of himself for being so clever. "Burn!"
Jackie stayed calm on the outside, but inside she was both schocked and hurt that he would say something like that to her face. The spectators looked at each other. Hyde decided to butt in, that was always way more fun than just watching. "What are you two boneheads fighting about now?" Fez and Eric looked up in amusement.
"Nothing, Hyde. Just stay out of it." Kelso said, ashamed that he couldn't go even one day without fighting with his girl any more.
"Oh no, Michael. Go ahead! Tell them what you did, you might as well."
"I didn't DO anything." He said to her quietly.
"Oh no?" She uncrossed her arms and went up in his face, trying to be all threatening and scary. "You DIDN'T make out with Cathy Carlson behind the Hub today?"
"No..." He tried to sound convincing.
"Liar!" Her face was turning red. "Everybody saw you!"
"Not us." Eric said, in hopes of lightening the mood. Jackie turned to him and yelled "Shutup, Eric!" She turned back to Kelso. "Everybody in school saw and they all know you cheated on me!"
"It was just a kiss."
"No it wasn't, Michael. It was a bunch of kisses. And they weren't with me."
"It's no big deal." He explained.
"NO BIG DEAL?!" The rage inside her exploded. "You humiliated me, but fine, whatever." She walked to the guy closest to her that wasn't her boyfriend. "I guess this is no big deal either." She bent down so that she was face-to-face with Eric. She pressed her lips hard against his. Everyone gasped. As she was kissing him, she was thinking about Kelso. Hoping this would hurt him as much as him kissing Cathy had hurt her. "Jackie! What are you doing?" She heard him say, but she ignored him. Five more seconds she told herself. Finally she broke the kiss and stood up straight, still looking at Eric. "You're a pretty good kisser." She headed out the door, grinning. Not even looking at Kelso when she passed him. "Burn." She said under her breath.
Eric wiped his lips, looking confused. "What just happened?" He asked the room.
Everyone looked at Kelso. "You kissed my girlfriend, that's what."
"No." He stood up. "She kissed me."
"Hit 'em!" Fez said jokingly.
Kelso had no verbal reaction. He flashed Eric a really hurt look right before he walked out the door, sadly staring at his feet.
"Kelso." Eric started walking after him.
"Forget 'im, Forman." Hyde said. Eric turned around. "You got bigger problems."
"Huh?"
"Think about it, man. You think Donna's gonna be happy when she finds out you and Jackie kissed?"
"Oh god, you're right. Donna."
Hyde nodded.
"But wait," Eric tried to reason. "Donna's rational. She'll understand once she gets the whole story. I mean you guys saw what happened."
"Yeah, I don't think so." Hyde responded.
"She's gonna kill me, isn't she?" Fez and Hyde could hear the fear in his voice. They nodded simutaniously.
A few seconds later, Mrs. Forman came down the stairs. "Eric, what's going on down here?" She asked.
"Nothing, mom."
"I heard yelling. Are Jackie and Kelso fighting again?"
"Yeah, but there gone now."
"Well, obviously." She smiled, looking around. "I should talk to those two. They can't keep coming over here and bickering like this. Why can't you kids just get a long?"
The room was silent.
Eric, Hyde and Fez sat on the couch, staring at them.
"Don't just walk away from me, we're not done here!" Jackie exclaimed.
"If you don't want to be walked away from, than stop following me."
"Michael!"
"It's just like a movie." Fez whispered. "I wish we had popcorn." He smiled. "Or candy."
"Yeah. This is the movie that never ends." Hyde sighed, bored with all the Kelso/Jackie fighting that he's been witnessing lately. It used to be really entertaining to watch them go at it, but it's becoming more and more tired as the days go by.
"Back off, Jackie!" Kelso yelled at his girlfriend infront of their friends. "I mean it." He practically growled.
"Oh, you 'mean it'?" She stepped back slightly, mockingly. "Do you mean it more or less than the phrase "I love you'?" She croseed her arms and tapped her foot against the floor, impatiently waiting for a response. He looked pretty speechless. She couldn't believe she was involved with somebody so stupid. Finally, a smile crossed Kelso's face as if he'd just thought up the perfect thing to say.
"Depends who I say it to." He smirked, proad of himself for being so clever. "Burn!"
Jackie stayed calm on the outside, but inside she was both schocked and hurt that he would say something like that to her face. The spectators looked at each other. Hyde decided to butt in, that was always way more fun than just watching. "What are you two boneheads fighting about now?" Fez and Eric looked up in amusement.
"Nothing, Hyde. Just stay out of it." Kelso said, ashamed that he couldn't go even one day without fighting with his girl any more.
"Oh no, Michael. Go ahead! Tell them what you did, you might as well."
"I didn't DO anything." He said to her quietly.
"Oh no?" She uncrossed her arms and went up in his face, trying to be all threatening and scary. "You DIDN'T make out with Cathy Carlson behind the Hub today?"
"No..." He tried to sound convincing.
"Liar!" Her face was turning red. "Everybody saw you!"
"Not us." Eric said, in hopes of lightening the mood. Jackie turned to him and yelled "Shutup, Eric!" She turned back to Kelso. "Everybody in school saw and they all know you cheated on me!"
"It was just a kiss."
"No it wasn't, Michael. It was a bunch of kisses. And they weren't with me."
"It's no big deal." He explained.
"NO BIG DEAL?!" The rage inside her exploded. "You humiliated me, but fine, whatever." She walked to the guy closest to her that wasn't her boyfriend. "I guess this is no big deal either." She bent down so that she was face-to-face with Eric. She pressed her lips hard against his. Everyone gasped. As she was kissing him, she was thinking about Kelso. Hoping this would hurt him as much as him kissing Cathy had hurt her. "Jackie! What are you doing?" She heard him say, but she ignored him. Five more seconds she told herself. Finally she broke the kiss and stood up straight, still looking at Eric. "You're a pretty good kisser." She headed out the door, grinning. Not even looking at Kelso when she passed him. "Burn." She said under her breath.
Eric wiped his lips, looking confused. "What just happened?" He asked the room.
Everyone looked at Kelso. "You kissed my girlfriend, that's what."
"No." He stood up. "She kissed me."
"Hit 'em!" Fez said jokingly.
Kelso had no verbal reaction. He flashed Eric a really hurt look right before he walked out the door, sadly staring at his feet.
"Kelso." Eric started walking after him.
"Forget 'im, Forman." Hyde said. Eric turned around. "You got bigger problems."
"Huh?"
"Think about it, man. You think Donna's gonna be happy when she finds out you and Jackie kissed?"
"Oh god, you're right. Donna."
Hyde nodded.
"But wait," Eric tried to reason. "Donna's rational. She'll understand once she gets the whole story. I mean you guys saw what happened."
"Yeah, I don't think so." Hyde responded.
"She's gonna kill me, isn't she?" Fez and Hyde could hear the fear in his voice. They nodded simutaniously.
A few seconds later, Mrs. Forman came down the stairs. "Eric, what's going on down here?" She asked.
"Nothing, mom."
"I heard yelling. Are Jackie and Kelso fighting again?"
"Yeah, but there gone now."
"Well, obviously." She smiled, looking around. "I should talk to those two. They can't keep coming over here and bickering like this. Why can't you kids just get a long?"
The room was silent.