These are my 15 yo daughter's writings. Being a big, bad teenager she flies without a beta and she is learning as she goes so all mistakes are hers. Kind constructive criticism welcome.
Nursery Rhymes SG1 Style
Jack and Sam "Jack and Jill"
Jack and Sam went up a hill, to see what was atop it.
Jack jump down, for what he found, was a group of Gould to stop um'.
Teal'c's song "Rock-A-Bye"
Rock a bye and good night, go to sleep little Teal'c.
The fight is over, your slowing down now.
Close your eye's Teal'c, close your eye's.
Drift away now on the dream ship, Let your symbiote recline.
The Gould's rap "Baa-Baa black sheep"
Bad, Bad, Naughty Gould have you any soul?
No, ha ha, shol'va kree na mach crull!
Lock them up good and tight so they can't get away.
Take away their puny guns and make them bow and beg!
Little Sam Carter "Little Bo-Peep"
Little Sam Carter had lost her father
and didn't know where to find him.
She heard some intel and went to hell
Keeping her friends beside her.
Rock-A-Bye Danny "Rock-A-Bye Baby"
Rock-a-bye Daniel, in the sky tops
When the war wakes the clouds will rock.
When the clouds break, to Earth he will fall,
And have no memory of anything at all.