These are my 15 yo daughter's writings. Being a big, bad teenager she flies without a beta and she is learning as she goes so all mistakes are hers. Kind constructive criticism welcome.
Nursery Rhymes SGA Style
The Wraith "Ring around the rosies"
Ring around the Wraith men
There mouths they are a-gaping.
Aged to ashes, aged to ashes we all fall down.
Rodney, Rodney "Humpty-Dumpty"
Rodney, Rodney sat on a wall.
Rodney, Rodney had a great fall.
All of Doc Beckett and all the morphine,
Couldn't help poor, whiny Rodney.
Rodney's Day Out "Old Mother Hubbard"
Rodney McKay want to a cafe
to get himself some scones.
But when he got there,
his pockets were bare
And poor Rodney McKay had none.
Ronan's Run "Jack be nimble"
Ronon be nimble,
Ronon be fast,
Ronon jump over a wraith
And it fell hard and fast.
Trickery, Sickery Doc "Dickery, Dickery, Dock"
Trickery, sickery, Doc!
Weir lay sick and hot
The doc struck one
And Weir did run
Trickery, sickery, Doc!
Ronon Dex and John Sheppard "Robin Hood and Little John"
Ronan Dex, Ronon Dex in a very bad mood.
John Sheppard, John Sheppard, was taken
And that isn't good.
Ronon Dex, Ronon Dex trying to find him fast.
To a world goes he but mislead has Ronon been
And even madder poor Ronon will be.
John Sheppard, John Sheppard, Fed off a wraith he has been.
Ronon will kill twenty men to find his dear aged friend.
Little Miss Teyla "Little Miss Muffet"
Little miss Teyla sat at a table eating some jell-o and creme,
along came Ronon who snuck up behind her.
And made little miss Teyla scream.
Rodney, Rodney "Tom, Tom"
Rodney, Rodney the proud man's son.
Stole a ZPM and away he run,
The ZPM was retrieved and Rodney wasn't pleased.
So he went whining back home to sleep.