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A/n: Just some light hearted CRACK because I can't finish anything real. The true meaning of drabble--under 100 words.
Summary: In which Team Ten finds out Shikamaru is a pimp.
"No," Ino says incredulously, "You did not buy that…" Beside her, Chouji is trying not to snicker at their shadow-using teammate.
"I didn't," Shikamaru hisses while wishing his team would stop laughing at him. "Tsunade-sama gave it to me. For the mission. What a drag."
"You," Ino says, finally succumbing to the laughter that had bubbled up in her at the sight of Shikamaru. "Are a…" she trails unable to finish her sentence due to lack of air.
Chouji solves her problem, "Shikamaru, you're a pimp!"
Shikamaru wants to hit them with his cane. "This is too troublesome."