Celebrity Death Match:
Sailor Moon vs. Harry Potter
The characters in this FanFic are as follows: Sailor Moon (Serena), Sailor
Mercury (Amy), Sailor Mars (Rei), Sailor Jupiter (Lita), Sailor Venus (Mina),
Tuxedo Mask (Darien), Rinie, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and
Dumbledore. The announcers are Johnny and Rick. The referee is Mills Lane.
Match 1: Darien vs. Harry
Match 2: Rinie vs. Hermione
Match 3: Four of the Inner Scouts vs. Ron
Ending Sequence: Sailor Moon vs. Dumbledore
(The ending sequence is not actually a fight.)
"Good evening everyone, and welcome to tonight's Celebrity Death Match!" (The
crowd goes wild)
"For our First match, we have in the red corner, the courageous Harry Potter."
(Crowd boo's)
"Well that doesn't sound too good, and in the blue corner, the man that ware's
the top hat, Tuxedo Mask!" (Crowd goes wild)
(In the ring:)
"Now I want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!"
Darien: "What the fuck?"
Harry: That's right pretty boy, let's do this!"
Harry lunges toward Darien, but doesn't succeed. He gets hit in the face with
Darien's right fist. Harry's glasses shatter, the particles of glass plunging
deep into his face, killing him very slowly, and painfully.
Rick: "Well Johnny, I guess Harry just wasn't man enough for this fight! 'he
chuckles.'"
Johnny: "And now we move on to our next fight, in the a little more red corner,
stands little miss perfect herself, Hermione Granger." (Crowd boo's again)"In
the blue corner, is the small lady herself, Rinie!!" (Crowd goes wild)
Ref.: "Now I want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!"
Hermione: "Oh, right, like beating up a little kid is really a chore!"
Rinie: "You BITCH, I want my mommy, WaHaahhhhh!!!" She continues to scream and
whine so loud that Hermione's head explodes.
Rick: "Well, I guess she'll never be the HEAD of Hogwarts!! 'he chuckles'"
Johnny: "You got that right, And to our third and final fight, In the
extensively red corner, a younger Weasley, Ron." (Crowd boo's yet again)" And in
the blue corner stands four inner scouts, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor
Jupiter and Sailor Venus!!!" (Crowd goes wild again)
Ref.: "Now I still want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!!"
Ron: "Hey, all I have to do is beat up four girls, how hard could that be?"
Rei: "Well you're about to find out you little pipsqueak!"
Amy: "You are hardly worth wasting all of this valuable study time."
Mina: "Come on girls, let's show this guy what we're made of!!"
Lita: "Yeah, he must not watch our show, he actually thinks he can take US!!"
All: "Let's get him!!!!!"
The four Sailor Scouts all pile around Ron. They all take either an arm or a
leg and pulled. After a few seconds, Ron ripped into five pieces that were sent
flying into the audience. All of the girls exit the ring and go backstage.
Dumbledore walks into the center of the ring and says, " I will have NONE of
this!!"
After saying that, Sailor Moon soars down from the top of the arena and kicks
his head onto the pole in the extremely red corner of the ring.
Serena: "Ha, take that!"
Rick and Johnny: "Good Fight and Good Night!"
Authors Note:
I guess if you have read some of my other FanFic Harry Messed Up that you may
have concluded that I am not enthralled by Harry Potter. I hope you like it!!
By the way, for some really dumb people that don't know how to take a joke, this
is a joke. It is not meant to be taken in offense or seriously! I decided to
write this Fic on my own. Archangel_Michael** didn't want me to write another.
I wrote for myself so don't go flame them for this ? If you didn't get the
part about the ring getting redder, I was because of all of the blood that
manifested itself from the deceased. I have not read any Harry Potter books so
sorry if I spelled some stuff wrong. ***_Sailor_Moon***
Sailor Moon vs. Harry Potter
The characters in this FanFic are as follows: Sailor Moon (Serena), Sailor
Mercury (Amy), Sailor Mars (Rei), Sailor Jupiter (Lita), Sailor Venus (Mina),
Tuxedo Mask (Darien), Rinie, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and
Dumbledore. The announcers are Johnny and Rick. The referee is Mills Lane.
Match 1: Darien vs. Harry
Match 2: Rinie vs. Hermione
Match 3: Four of the Inner Scouts vs. Ron
Ending Sequence: Sailor Moon vs. Dumbledore
(The ending sequence is not actually a fight.)
"Good evening everyone, and welcome to tonight's Celebrity Death Match!" (The
crowd goes wild)
"For our First match, we have in the red corner, the courageous Harry Potter."
(Crowd boo's)
"Well that doesn't sound too good, and in the blue corner, the man that ware's
the top hat, Tuxedo Mask!" (Crowd goes wild)
(In the ring:)
"Now I want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!"
Darien: "What the fuck?"
Harry: That's right pretty boy, let's do this!"
Harry lunges toward Darien, but doesn't succeed. He gets hit in the face with
Darien's right fist. Harry's glasses shatter, the particles of glass plunging
deep into his face, killing him very slowly, and painfully.
Rick: "Well Johnny, I guess Harry just wasn't man enough for this fight! 'he
chuckles.'"
Johnny: "And now we move on to our next fight, in the a little more red corner,
stands little miss perfect herself, Hermione Granger." (Crowd boo's again)"In
the blue corner, is the small lady herself, Rinie!!" (Crowd goes wild)
Ref.: "Now I want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!"
Hermione: "Oh, right, like beating up a little kid is really a chore!"
Rinie: "You BITCH, I want my mommy, WaHaahhhhh!!!" She continues to scream and
whine so loud that Hermione's head explodes.
Rick: "Well, I guess she'll never be the HEAD of Hogwarts!! 'he chuckles'"
Johnny: "You got that right, And to our third and final fight, In the
extensively red corner, a younger Weasley, Ron." (Crowd boo's yet again)" And in
the blue corner stands four inner scouts, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor
Jupiter and Sailor Venus!!!" (Crowd goes wild again)
Ref.: "Now I still want a good clean fight, Let's get it on!!"
Ron: "Hey, all I have to do is beat up four girls, how hard could that be?"
Rei: "Well you're about to find out you little pipsqueak!"
Amy: "You are hardly worth wasting all of this valuable study time."
Mina: "Come on girls, let's show this guy what we're made of!!"
Lita: "Yeah, he must not watch our show, he actually thinks he can take US!!"
All: "Let's get him!!!!!"
The four Sailor Scouts all pile around Ron. They all take either an arm or a
leg and pulled. After a few seconds, Ron ripped into five pieces that were sent
flying into the audience. All of the girls exit the ring and go backstage.
Dumbledore walks into the center of the ring and says, " I will have NONE of
this!!"
After saying that, Sailor Moon soars down from the top of the arena and kicks
his head onto the pole in the extremely red corner of the ring.
Serena: "Ha, take that!"
Rick and Johnny: "Good Fight and Good Night!"
Authors Note:
I guess if you have read some of my other FanFic Harry Messed Up that you may
have concluded that I am not enthralled by Harry Potter. I hope you like it!!
By the way, for some really dumb people that don't know how to take a joke, this
is a joke. It is not meant to be taken in offense or seriously! I decided to
write this Fic on my own. Archangel_Michael** didn't want me to write another.
I wrote for myself so don't go flame them for this ? If you didn't get the
part about the ring getting redder, I was because of all of the blood that
manifested itself from the deceased. I have not read any Harry Potter books so
sorry if I spelled some stuff wrong. ***_Sailor_Moon***