A/N: Bonjour! I wrote this a while ago, but I forgot to post it. hhe... so here is a funny lil oneshot about Sirius Balcka and his sexy self!!

Sirius black, in his animagus form, sat happily in the park, watching muggle children playing on metal contraptions. One could call this a playground, but Sirius never understood what fun this place could conjure up. Playing pranks was much more fun.

As any 17 year old boy should be doing was searching for a flat. Sirius had much better things to do, anyways, he already had a flat of his own for he moved out of his parents house in his 5th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Everyone has plans besides Sirius. James was busy being an auror and being Lily Evan's husband; Remus was having difficulty finding a suitable job for he was a werewolf; Peter. Sirius didn't know where Peter was these days. He always seemed jumpy and nervous. Whenever he was near Lily and James, he would twitch uncontrollably. Everyone was too busy for Sirius. Where did the old times go?

They disappeared a few weeks ago when he graduated from Hogwarts. He used to sneak out and drink himself pissed. He used to have a new girlfriend every week.

As Sirius was thinking about sweet memories, something moved in the bushes. Padfoot's ears shot up and his nose started twitching for a scent. Finding nothing, he continued watching the muggles and thinking.

The bush moved again.

This time, Sirius looked over at the bush. A tiny brown squirrel scurried out with a nut in its hands. It started to nibble on his nut.

Padfoot saw the smaller animal and sat up straighter, perked his ears up and started to wag his tail. He whimpered softly.

The squirrel stopped eating at the sound of a tail thumping. It looked up at the large, black dog and dropped its nut. Sirius wagged his tail faster as he studied the squirrel's every movement.

All of a sudden, the squirrel burst off running across the grass. Sirius bounded off after it, barking in pursuit. Seeing a nearby tree, the small animal turned sharply to the right. The squirrel climbed up the tree. Padfoot kept his eyes on the squirrel and ran into the tree.

I'm going to feel that later. He thought as he rubbed his ear with his paw. He jumped on two feet and leaned against the tree with his front paws. He started barking.

The squirrel peaked his head out of the leaves and shrieked at the dog. Sirius laid down on his belly and put his paws over his ears. The sound was unbearable to dog's sensitive hearing.

The squirrel stopped shrieking and ducked back into the branches.

Finally! Peace! Sirius got up and stared at the tree. A nut flew out of the tree and hit him.

Another nut came.

Then another.

Now there were nuts being hurled at the dog. Sirius cried out in pain and ran out with his ears back and tail between his legs.

Sirius grumbled all the way back to his original spot.

Where is it. Where is .. aha!

Padfoot picked up a peculiar looking stick and went into the woods where his clothes were. Making sure he was alone, he transformed back into Sirius Black, still mumbling about squirrels.

James's Place

"Padfoot?"

Sirius looked up at James. "Hmm?"

"Was your day alright?"

"Yeah.. why you ask?"

"Well," James poured his best friend a shot of firewhiskey, "You looked pissed about something." He handed the drink to Sirius. "What are you pissed about?"

"Squirrels," Sirius mumbled into his drink, " I bloody hate them."

"Huh?." James sat on the couch.

"Huh?"

"I didn't quite catch that."

"Nothing..."

A/N: I do hope you liked it. Please review if you want.. I didn't like it that much but oh well... I g2g... AMERICAN IDOL!!! woot!

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