How To Babysit Speedsters and Geniuses

by RiseInRevolution

Dick and Wally are out of town on vacation. Which leaves {of course} Luminira to look after Iris and Jai...but it'll work out fine, right? Rated T for cursing and a bunch of stuff. No one's gonna read this, this summary sounds horrible. Like really REALLY bad. Aimed more at people who read my other stuff anyway. Hinted Birdflash, Joy, Hummingbird, DamixColin. OC. DEACTIVATED.

I own nothing except Luminira.

Story rated T for a lot of stuff. NOT sexual stuff.

**-{COMMENCE}-**

I hand Wally a suitcase, and he runs to the car while I harshely shove Dick out the door.

'And remember that Iris needs orange juice with pulp in the morning with her Rice Krispies, and she won't eat unless she gets the green plastic cup, and Jai needs milk in the mornings with Cheerios and he has to eat it in the kitchen because when he sneaks away it somehow ends up in Iris's hair. And-'

'It's fine. It'll be fine! Quit worrying and just enjoy your trip! Seriously. You guys need a break. Gray hair does not look good on you, bro,' Jesus Christ, he's such a freak.

'But-'

'And if I need any help (which I won't) I'll just call Babs or Tim or Cass or Steph or Colin or Alfred! Probably Alfred. But I won't have to call anyone because I'll be fine! I swear!'

I shove the last suitcase into his hands. 'But Iris-'

'Iris needs orange juice with pulp in the green cup with her Rice Krispies in the morning and Jai needs milk with his Cheerios and he has to eat it in the kitchen or it ends up in Iris's hair and lunch has to be ready by noon or they won't shut the fuck up and Iris needs peanut butter and jam sandwiches throughout the day on various occasions but Jai can't have one because of his allergy and after supper they can watch T.V. for an hour ut then they have to go to bed and Iris can't sleep without her Flash teddy bear (which is adorable by the way) and Jai needs to be read a chapter from whichever novel he is reading that day now go have fun be safe and relax so you'll stop being such a prick about everything bye see you in two weeks!'

I close the door in his shocked face.

AND THAT, my wannabe friends, is the story of how I, Luminira Grayson, also known as Flamebird, also known as Nightmare, got to go on the wonderful adventure I call THE-COMPLETELY-EPIC-STORY-OF-HOW-NIGHTMARE-SURVIVED-BABYSITTING-HER-GENIUS-NEPHEW-AND-SPEEDSTER-NIECE-FOR-TWO-WEEKS. Edited by Batman.

I thought we were calling it How to Babysit a Speedster and a Genius.

Same thing. As long as Bats edits it.

**-{FIN}-**

Sorry I forgot the ANs. I don't normally write those until I finished the story itself.

Right. I changed my username, by the way. I only used evie1270 because it's the user I use for everything. Hopefully this username is more memorable.

-ARN