I min-ah-min wrote this story. You can try to deny it, if you want. But you can NEVER HIDE THE TRUUTTTTHHHHH! XD And Yong soo will not be saying 'daze' in my story, because that is a Japanese…well, it's not really a WORD, but it's a Japanese phrase! And as a Korean, I cannot let the representative of South Korea say a Japanese…phrase every time he speaks! Now, Lights, Camera, ACTION!
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One day, Im Yong soo of South Korea decided to 'visit' Japan. And just like his usual visits with China, he got a big sack to stuff Japanese things-er, to bring souvenirs back….and turn it into his. Yong soo couldn't help but smile when he saw the size of Kiku's house. With a house this big, there was definitely enough things to fit in his sack! Yong soo knocked on the front gate of Kiku's house.
"ANYONE HOME?" Yong soo shouted out. Kiku's boss opened the gates, and even though he was about 5 inches shorter then Yong soo, he seemed to be glaring down at him.
"…Korea san." The boss said coldly. Yong soo greeted back with a stupid grin.
"Yo! Wassup! Kiku in there?" Yong soo asked casually. The boss frowned and shook his head.
"I'm sorry, but NIHON isn't here right now. He's gone with monsieur France to learn about western culture." The boss said, emphasizing 'Nihon'.
"Oh, well, tell him I said hi! Bye now!" Yong soo said, still smiling. Yong soo watched as the boss gave him suspicious glances, then shut the gate slowly. "Hmm, well, I guess he's still mad for that 1000 year old vase I broke." Yong soo said to himself. He looked to see if anyone was in the streets. When he was sure no one was there, he grabbed his sack tightly and jumped up, on the tall brick fence. He was about to go into Kiku's yard, when he heard a group of giggling girls walking that way. Yong soo quickly jumped back down the fence, and tried to look casual, leaning on the bricks. Yong soo silently smiled, proud of himself to learn Japanese before coming to Japan. He listened to the girls' conversation.
"I still think that blonde man was blowing his kiss at ME." A japanese girl with long hair said to another girl.
"But I could tell he was looking at ME." The other girl replied.
"Anyways, I heard he was FRENCH. Did you see nihon-san with him? Do you think he could introduce me to the French man?" the long-haired girl asked. Yong soo smirked. He was confident the French man they were talking about was Francis. Yong soo dumped his sack to the ground. One thing that was more fun than breaking into Kiku's house was to annoy the kimchee out of him. Yong soo walked to where the girls left, and turned a corner from the street, and sure enough, Francis was there, blowing kisses to fair women. Yong soo quickly hid behind a small car close to where Francis and Kiku was. Yong-soo saw that next to Francis there was the same old BORING Kiku, just standing there, with that BORING expression-
...What was that?
...Did he just see that right?
Was KIKU, THE BORING Kiku, blowing kisses? Yong soo didn't realize what he was doing, but the next moment, he found himself right in front of Kiku, with a camera in his hand. And before Kiku realized what was going on, Yong soo had a picture of Kiku posing as a flirt. Yong soo looked at the photo he took, then whispered one word with his now-hoarse voice.
"Woah."
Kiku's face was red like a ripe watermelon's insides, and Yong soo instantly had a craving to tease. "Wow, Kiku, never knew you to be such a flirt."Yong soo teased. Kiku reached for the camera.
"I-It's not like that, Korea-san!" Kiku said desperately. Yong soo quickly took the camera out of Kiku's reach.
"It definitely looked like you were. You know, if you want to learn flirting you should have come to the master-ME! I mean, flirting DID originate it Korea!" Yong soo teased again. Kiku was now white with worry.
"First of all, it most certainly did NOT originate from you! And secondly, I do NOT want to learn how to flirt! Now Korea-san, do give it back before-"
"Oh yeah? Then can you explain what you did just there if you didn't want to flirt?" Yong soo demanded. Kiku stopped reaching for the camera, and didn't meet Yong soo in the eyes. "Well?" Yong soo asked, clearly enjoying this.
"I-I didn't-"
"And flirting most certainly DID originate from me!" Yong soo declared, cutting off Kiku's reason. Kiku frowned.
"It did NOT, korea-san!" Kiku said sternly.
"It did TOO! And so did DATING! And so did LOVE!" Yong soo declared, with more energy this time.
"If it DID originate from you, Korea-san, then show me proof that it did originate from you!" Kiku demanded, with his face showing an actual emotion. Yong soo slowly smiled. But his smile seemed very suspicious-looking.
"You want proof? I'll SHOW you proof. Within this month, I'll make you fall in love with me. If you fall in love with me, Flirting, Dating and love originates from ME. AND I will show this little picture" He waved his camera at Kiku's face. "to EVERYONE." Yong soo Kiku's face darken in fear "And if you DON'T fall in love with me, then dating, love and flirting didn't originate from me. How does that sound?" Yong soo asked with his sly grin in place. Kiku hesitated for a moment.
But only for a moment.
"Fine, Korea-san! But if I DON'T fall in love with you, then you HAVE to tell ALL nations in the conference that none of those three originated from you!" Kiku demanded. With a confident smile, Yong soo swung out his hand.
"Deal." Yong soo said. Kiku took out his hand, and they shook on it.
GIVE ME COOKIES AND WHIP CREAM FOR ORIGINALITY! XD It's the JapanXKorea that's NOT about WWII AT ALL, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FF. net! WHOOT FOR ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Shot for being a public disturbance* So, did you like? Did you not like? I DON'T CARE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hit with a rock* ….don't worry, I won't die until I finish this. XP
