A/N: Please don't flame me… Reviews would be nice too…if that's not too much trouble… ;-;
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Kumajiro witnessed it all.
From the wine bottle to the hockey stick.
It was Matthew's fault though, really.
He just had to announce his engagement to his family.
His wonderful family.
France had congratulated him, offering a lovely bottle of wine.
England had seized said wine, chugged down half of it, and smashed the rest over Prussia's head.
America had grinned.
And pulled out a shotgun.
And sweet little Matthew grabbed a hockey stick, and beat the shit out of Al, followed by strangling
England.
France stepped in before anyone died, (because sex with a corpse is much less pleasant) but the
message got across:
Don't mess with Canada.
Or his soon to be husband.
As Prussia lay on the couch with a bandaged head, he had only one thing to say on the matter.
His little birdie just got a little more awesome.
Damn.