Disclaimer: Don't own, never owned, wish I did, but don't!

A/N: Hello people! This was inspired by the prank call in my story The Dance that everyone seemed to like so I decided to make a story with it! Don't worry, this isn't connected with my The Dance story so you don't have to go back and read! All you need to know is that they are still in the Kids Next Door. I'm guessing...11? I'm not sure yet but PLEASE READ, ENJOY, AND REVIEW!

"Are we ready?" the blonde haired Aussie asked his friends.

"I am!" the Bald headed Brit replied with much enthusiasm.

"What if it doesn't work out? What if we get in trouble?" a boy wearing yellow, tinted goggles questioned his friend.

"How would we get in trouble, Numbuh 2? It isn't like we are prank calling the principal…Yet." the Aussie smirked.

"I'm out of here!"

Hoagie ran towards the door, but Wally stopped him in his tracks.

"Where are YOU going?"

"Just to get some fresh air," Hoagie chuckled nervously.

"There is plenty of fresh air in here."

"Numbuh 4, this is your room we're talking about."

"Just sit down," Wally grabbed hold of Hoagie's shoulders and pushed him down into Wally's computer chair.

"Are we ready NOW?" Wally asked once again.

"NO, LET ME OUT OF HERE! NO!"

"Numbuh 2, calm down and dial the number," Nigel requested calmly.

"Fine, but if we get caught, I am blaming Numbuh 4!"

"We aren't going to get caught and why me?"

"…Because it was your idea!"

"Okay, just dial the number."

Hoagie grabbed Wally's phone and put it on speaker. As it rang and rang, Hoagie started to sweat.

"Loosen up, Numbuh 2, what's the worst that can happen?" Wally questioned his flying friend.

"Hello."

The guys turned their attention to the receiver.

"Hi, the name's…Larry…Billy Joe Martin…Finger, and I am a telemarketer," Wally replied with a smirk.

"Telemarketer? Why are you calling my house, Mr. Larry Billy Joe Martin Finger?"

"…Because you are special," Nigel responded in a high pitched, squeaky voice.

"Really? Hey, is there another person with you?"

"Nope, just me," Wally replied, "Are you alone?"

"No, I have my friends-Rachel and Abby-here too. Want me to put you on speaker?"

"Sure."

Beep.

"What do you want exactly?" Abby asked.

"I'm a telemarketer," Hoagie smiled.

Wally slapped his palm over his face.

"I got that."

"We need a phone," said Wally.

"What?" Rachel asked.

"We're telemarketers and we wish to buy your phone. Do you have one?" Nigel wondered, chuckling a bit.

"Umm yeah, but don't you already have a phone?"

"Nope," the guys said in unison.

"Wait! I thought you were trying to sell US something?" Kuki asked.

"We are."

"Then why are you asking for our phone?"

"…Because we don't have one!" Hoagie screamed.

"Huh?"

"We can't sell you guys anything until we get a phone. So, do you have one?"

"Of course we have a phone! How else would we be talking to you?" Abby asked angrily.

"How should we know?" said Nigel.

"Well…Don't you guys have a phone too since you are talking to us?"

"Oh yeah, I thought we were talking into a banana," said Wally.

"See! So now that you guys realize you have a phone, what do you want?" Rachel wondered.

"What did we want, Larry Billy Joe Martin Finger?" Hoagie questioned.

"We want your markers!"

"Markers? What are you talking about?" Kuki asked.

"We have a telephone and now we need your markers."

"Why?"

"Tele-marketers…DUH!" Hoagie cried.

"Wait! Do you guys think telemarketers are people with telephones and markers?" Abby questioned in shock.

"No! Not people! Aliens!" Nigel shouted.

"Aliens? Umm are you guys saying that you're aliens?"

"No, but we wish we were," Wally sighed.

"If only I was an alien," Hoagie sulked.

"What is so good about being an alien?" Rachel asked.

"You get to go to the bathroom wherever you want!"

"That is dogs."

"It is? Then I had better return my alien food for dog food," said Wally.

"Alien food? What is alien food?" Kuki questioned.

"It is food for an alien."

"I know that!"

"Then why did you ask?"

"Ugh!"

"Who are the other guys?" Abby wondered.

"I'm Manny Louis Bed Side Broccoli…Ted," Nigel exclaimed.

"Lila," Hoagie declared in the deepest voice he could do.

Wally began to roll all over the floor laughing.

"Umm Lila, what is wrong with Larry?" Kuki asked.

"He forgot to hug his bear again!" Hoagie cried in horror.

"Huh?"

"Everyday he hugs his bear and if he doesn't he starts-"

"Laughing to death?" Rachel asked.

"Yup, you should have seen him when he forgot to hug his bear last week."

"What happened?"

"He was rolling all over the floor, which would have been not so bad except…"

"…Except what?"

"It was his Uncle's funeral."

"Harsh. Now, what do you guys want?" Abby screamed.

"How should we know? You called us!"

"No we didn't! You called us!"

"Do you guys know where I can buy me a ham?" Nigel asked.

"A ham? Why?" Rachel questioned.

"…Because my pig needs food."

"Wait! You're feeding your pig ham?" Kuki asked in shock.

"No! Sometimes we feed him bacon too."

"You do know what bacon is made out of, don't you?"

"Yeah…stuff."

"Not just stuff. Pig stuff!"

"Yay, so it is pig food!"

"No, it is made out of pig!"

Nigel gasped over the phone.

"How could you turn my innocent Hammy into Bacon?"

"You named your pig hammy?"

"Yes I did."

"Poor pig."

"Yup, we take him to therapy every other day, but in acouple of weeks he can drive again."

"Your pig drives?"

"Yes, does yours?"

"We don't have pigs!" Abby cried.

"Too bad. Then who drives you to school?"

"…The bus driver."

"Is the bus driver a pig?"

"No."

"Then I am surprised you are still alive."

"Ugh! You guys are sooooo weird!"

"Thanks!" they said in unison.

"Will you marry me?" Wally exclaimed.

"I don't know. It depends if my dad will-"

"Kuki!" Abby shouted.

"What? I was just thinking."

"So, can we have those markers now?" Nigel asked.

"What? WE HAVE NO MARKERS!" Rachel yelled.

"Oh, so now you don't want to share!"

"She just said we have no markers!" Abby screamed.

"That's what they ALL say."

"Who's all?"

"We aren't entirely sure."

"O…K."

"Where's Carl?" Hoagie wondered angrily.

"Who's Carl?"

"Don't play dumb! I know you have him! Where is he?"

"I'm sorry but I have never heard of Carl," said Kuki.

"Carl was my friend and you took him away from me! Why world? Why?"

"We didn't take your friend. We don't even know what he looks like," Rachel responded.

"Carl is blue."

"Blue? I see and?"

"He speaks Spanish."

"Spanish?" Abby questioned.

"Si mi perro chocolate grasa," Hoagie answered.

"What did you just say?"

"I have no idea. Now, where is Carl?"

"We have no Carl!"

"He was my best friend."

"I thought I was your best friend," Wally wondered.

Hoagie covered the phone with his hand.

"I was only joking Wally."

"Oh, continue."

Hoagie lifted his pale hand from the phone.

"Who was he?" Kuki asked.

"He was my favorite, blue, Spanish speaking, banana."

"I'm so-banana?"

"Yes."

"Was he imaginary?"

"No, he was real, I tell you! Real!"

"Look, he just called and said he was in Australia! He will be back soon!" Abby cried.

"Yes! What about Ted?"

"Ted? Umm yeah, he just called and said he is taking a vacation in France."

Hoagie began to fake cry.

"What is wrong?" Kuki questioned.

"Ted is a snail!"

"Oh."

"Nooooooo!"

"Look I see Ted!" said Wally.

"That's not Ted! That is Larry."

"I'm Larry."

"I know, you were pointing to yourself!"

"Oh."

"TEDDDDDD-Can we have your markers now?"

"Wait! You are still on that?" Rachel wondered

"Yes, we need markers!"

"Ugh! We. Have. No. Markers!"

"Crayons?"

"No!"

"Colored pencils?"

"Umm…let me check," said Kuki, "No."

"Oh well, you guys want to go get some pizza?"

"Sure, bye Kuki, Rachel, and Abby!"

-Dead Line-

Hoagie, Wally, and Nigel are silent then burst out into fits of laughter.

"I was wrong! That was funny!" Hoagie cried, in the middle of his laughing.

"Told you, and the girls have no clue it was us!"

Kuki, Abby, and Rachel

-Dead Line-

"Hello?" said Kuki, before hanging up the phone.

"You guys did realize it was Hoagie, Wally, and Nigel right?" Abby wondered.

"I figured it out after the markers," Rachel replied.

"It was?" Kuki asked confusingly, "Wow, they were good!"

"Yup, but not good enough. We'll get them back sometime!" Abby declared.

"…But until then, who wants a slice of pizza?" Rachel announced.

"Ooh me!" Kuki lifted up her hand high.

"Here you go!" Rachel threw the slice towards Kuki.

"Thanks."

"Man, Abby loves pizza!" said Abby, taking a bite of pepperoni.

"Me too!" Kuki and Rachel said in unison.

They looked at one another and began to laugh.

"Stupid boys," they said.

I hope you guys enjoyed it! It was all pretty random! Now here is something you can do...REVIEW LIKE CRAZY! Love you guys! PLEASE R-E-V-I-E-W! That is right REVIEW PRETTY PLEASE! IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU REVIEW AND ANYONE CAN REVIEW, EVEN WITHOUT AN ACCOUNT! JUST PRESS THAT BUTTON, IT LOVES TO BE PUSHED!

Spanish translated: Yes, my fat chocolate dog