-"Sasuke…" Naruto said, getting a good look at his ex-teammate's outfit. "Why the Hell are you dressed up as a f***ing prostitute?"
Yay! A new fanfic and my 11th oneshot just a few minutes after I added the last one! Yay! Well, actually, some of you guys might have already read this because this was an omake story in Chapter 28 of my other fanfic Passion. I hope you guys enjoy it!
TOTAL RANDOMNESS
At the valley of death…
As the two rivals just stared each other down, they were just itching to start a fight.
"SASUKE!"
"NARUTO!"
"SASUKE-TEME!"
"DOBE!"
"What?" the knucklehead asked, cupping his hand around his ear. "I can't hear you! Yell louder!"
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During Shippuden…
"Sasuke…" Naruto said, getting a good look at his ex-teammate's outfit. "Why the Hell are you dressed up as a f***ing prostitute?"
The director of Naruto and the whole anime crew sweatdropped; the cast was trying to hold in their laughter.
"What?" the Uchiha asked, almost as if he didn't heart correctly.
"I didn't let you leave Konoha just so you could be Orochimaru's bitch!" Naruto said.
"I am not—"
"Oh, don't worry, teme! There's no need to hide it! I knew you were a girl all along since you kissed me and all…"
"Dobe," the Uchiha snarled. "That was an accident, and it was in the damn script… Plus, it was your fault that it happened…"
"Yeah, whatever… You know you want me…" Naruto continued on. "Also, if you're going to dress like a prostitute, I'm-a gonna treat you like a prostitute! Now either dance or get naked!"
"Naruto…"
"Yes, teme?"
"You'd better start running…"
*gulps*
"CHIDORI!"
"SAKURA-CHAN!"
And so the super-kunoichi came and whooped their sorry asses like a crazy Chinese woman who had crazy martial arts skills.
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