"I want to cook!!" said Carlisle.

"But Carlisle, we don't eat. "Said Esme.

"Good idea Carlisle, go follow your dreams!" Edward announced.

"I will "said Carlisle with such dignity it made every female and a few males within a 50 mile radius fait.

- - -

Three seconds later...

"Hello, and welcome to cooking class 101."said the cooking guy

Carlisle sat up straight in his seat attempting to be a good student. He had the strangest smile on his face that was kind of scaring the teacher.

"What the heck is this guy doing? is he like gay or something?!" Thought the teacher.

"Now, we are going to start todays session." the teacher said, giving a worried look towards Carlisle, who only smiled brighter.

The teacher then brought out a knife and a tomato. He then carefully started to cut the tomato."The trick to tomato cutting is- Ow!!" the teacher exclaimed as he accidentally sliced his hand

open. blood was gushing out from his hand. "OW MY --ING HAND!!" the teacher screamed as Emmett leap forward like a ballerina in an attempt to stop Jasper from attacking the teacher,

and every other being in the facility.

Carlisle put on a frightened, but puzzled face.

Luckily, he did stop him, and no one was hurt, except for Carlisle, who suffered a severe blow to the head, and plummeted to the ground, and was not able to resume duty saving the poor

cooking instructor from a severe hand infection.

The blow left a rather large dent in Carlisle's head, but not as big as the one in his heart from not being able to rescue the poor man from Emmetts super powerful ballerina powers, which were so

powerful that it actually killed the man.

After the death of the cooking instructor, whom no one knew, the National Institution for Cooking or NIC hired a new teacher: Miss Plumly. Carlisle, Edward, Emmett and Jasper all found her

flirting with them to be slightly disturbing, so they left to make their own cooking show...--



This is my 1st ff so it might not be very good, but I'm writing it with my friend so it will be ok. This chapter isn't very good but later chapters might be a little funnier. R&R thanks

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