i dont own this. this is just a stupid story.
tracy's little brother wanted to be a deulist. his obssesion caused him to play with his older sister's
deck. he made the mistake of letting his friends play with her cards. being two years olds, they bent
the cards, got food on them, lost them, and dirtied them.gorgie wanted to make up for things by adding
thing from his own meager deck.gorgie deck consisted of things he liked:games, pokemon, and dueling.
she was a talented duelist who valued her deck. she nearly had a cow when she learned gorgie
tampered with her deck. having a younger brother shed come to expect everything she owned to
have a gorgie touch. but to duel the reputed duelist whod bested seto kaiba. a duelist needed her
full deck. tracy had an eerie feeling hed wipe the floor with her with her retarded deck. no
thanks to gorgie.
"lets duel. i'll give you the honor of letting you go first," yami said.
"very well, i draw....a five of clubs!A FIVE OF CLUBS?! GORGIE!!!!"
a five of clubs. "is this a joke?" yami asked.
"no its not. my stupid little bother messed up my deck,"
"well then i go,"yami picked a card,"i summon (random water monster)"
"lets go! i call upon the powers of...Al's Pizzaria? a business card?"
yami watched tracy turn a spectrum of colors."GORGIE!WHY did you put a business card in with my deck!?"
"then i guess i go now. go (random water monster) attack her life points!"
"wait a second! i didnt even draw a decent card!"
"ill let you get a good card before i annihalate you"
"a free turn! alright!" tracy picked her next card, but it felt funny, bacause it was a phone card!
"still no luck? maybe we'll try again next time," said yami despite his urge to go on. he would
have crushed her with no abandon
gorgie peed on himself,"i have to pee," he announced.
tracy groaned at the mess."youre supposed to wait for a toilet, then pee."
"oh, god, look what he put in my deck.a freaking pikachu."
"what on earth is a pikachu?" yami asked himself. he figured it was gorgie's favorite card,
bacause of the way he screamed when tracy ripped it in half.
"i hate you, tracy," bawled gorgie."i love pikachu. why did you rip it up?"
"bcause pokemon is freggin annoying. and you have about 50 of the same card..."
yugi woke up. he dreamed he was winng a duel. his grandpa woke him up.
"sleep well yugi?" grandpa asked, chowing down on ramen. " could you look over your nephew for
a little while? i have to lock up the shop" a little boy about three years old peered around granpa.
"whats his name?"
"gorgie"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
tracy's little brother wanted to be a deulist. his obssesion caused him to play with his older sister's
deck. he made the mistake of letting his friends play with her cards. being two years olds, they bent
the cards, got food on them, lost them, and dirtied them.gorgie wanted to make up for things by adding
thing from his own meager deck.gorgie deck consisted of things he liked:games, pokemon, and dueling.
she was a talented duelist who valued her deck. she nearly had a cow when she learned gorgie
tampered with her deck. having a younger brother shed come to expect everything she owned to
have a gorgie touch. but to duel the reputed duelist whod bested seto kaiba. a duelist needed her
full deck. tracy had an eerie feeling hed wipe the floor with her with her retarded deck. no
thanks to gorgie.
"lets duel. i'll give you the honor of letting you go first," yami said.
"very well, i draw....a five of clubs!A FIVE OF CLUBS?! GORGIE!!!!"
a five of clubs. "is this a joke?" yami asked.
"no its not. my stupid little bother messed up my deck,"
"well then i go,"yami picked a card,"i summon (random water monster)"
"lets go! i call upon the powers of...Al's Pizzaria? a business card?"
yami watched tracy turn a spectrum of colors."GORGIE!WHY did you put a business card in with my deck!?"
"then i guess i go now. go (random water monster) attack her life points!"
"wait a second! i didnt even draw a decent card!"
"ill let you get a good card before i annihalate you"
"a free turn! alright!" tracy picked her next card, but it felt funny, bacause it was a phone card!
"still no luck? maybe we'll try again next time," said yami despite his urge to go on. he would
have crushed her with no abandon
gorgie peed on himself,"i have to pee," he announced.
tracy groaned at the mess."youre supposed to wait for a toilet, then pee."
"oh, god, look what he put in my deck.a freaking pikachu."
"what on earth is a pikachu?" yami asked himself. he figured it was gorgie's favorite card,
bacause of the way he screamed when tracy ripped it in half.
"i hate you, tracy," bawled gorgie."i love pikachu. why did you rip it up?"
"bcause pokemon is freggin annoying. and you have about 50 of the same card..."
yugi woke up. he dreamed he was winng a duel. his grandpa woke him up.
"sleep well yugi?" grandpa asked, chowing down on ramen. " could you look over your nephew for
a little while? i have to lock up the shop" a little boy about three years old peered around granpa.
"whats his name?"
"gorgie"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"