AVGN

AN

If you have no idea who avgn is, then look him up first. He is fucking awesome! And as I said in the summary, uncensored curse words is all apart. Plus, anyone who reads this and is interested, I will set up a vote at the end of each chapter setting up atleast 2 hashtags and your vote is shown by leaving a review with the hashtag you choose. Please express your thoughts on the story after each chapter and let's move on to the story.

He's gonna take you back to the past!

To play the shitty games that suck ass!

He rather have- a buffalo- take a diarrhea dumpin his ear!

He rather eat- the rotten asshole-of a roadkill skunk! And down it with beer!

He's the angriest gamer you ever heard! He's the angry nintendo nerd! He's the angry Atari sega nerd! He's the angry… video game…NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

(between episodes 1 and 2)

"He" was glad he could warn people. "He" had just warned people about one game the other day. "he" was known as the "Angry Video Game Nerd"! the "Nerd" had a phone call after the !st episode. Lets just say, he was taken back to the past.

"hello?"

"hi, is this 'The Angry Video Games Nerd'?"

"yeah,why?"

"I'm calling to warn you."

"huh?"

"all the 'shitty games' are onto you."

"shitty games?"

"they know about your webshow. We're not sure how."

"I have a huge collection of games,trust me. They don't atack me,never have,never will."

"Uh… That's probably how they know. Did ANY of them come from your childhood?"

"Hmm… I'm sure atleast one of these games are from when I was a child, but I don't see how that proves this idea of them being after me."

"Never mind! J-just becareful. If things get out of hand, we'll do what we can."

"Yeah, WHATEVER."

(2015…January…1st…Thursday…)

"The Angry Nintedo Nerd" had long since changed to "The Angry Video Game Nerd". AVGN was scanning his shelves for a shitty game that wasn't used, wasn't done in a high quality video, or that he didn't scrape deep enough in the shit of said shitty games shit smears. AVGN was interupted by a knock at his door. He regurgitated his usual ways.

"Son of a bitch, who the hell is at my fucking door this time, damn it." he grumbled as he walked to the door.

"AVGN!"a unfamiliar man exclaimed in a familiar voice.

"What the fuck!?"

"Ok, please tell me you recognize my voice!"

"How would I!? I don't even know you!"

"I know what might jog your memory! ' I'm calling to warn you'!"

"Holy shit! You're the one who said 'if things get out of hand, you'll do what you can'!? GOD DAMN IT! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU, YOU SON OF A DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHITTY ASS BITCH WHO I FUCKING SURE AS HELL THINK SHOULD FUCKING FIND THE SHITTIEST FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT PICKLE YOU CAN FUCKING FIND,FUCKING SHOVE THAT LITTLE FUCKER AS FAR UP YOUR ASS AS THAT FUCKING LITTLE ASS FUCKING GOD DAMN BITCH WILL FUCKING GO, FUCKING BURN IN GOD DAMN HELL, AND FUCKING PLAY THE SHITTIEST DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME EVER MADE WHILE THE FUCKING DEVIL USES A FUCKING GOD DAMN NUT CRACKER ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BALLS AND ONE OF MY DAMN SHITTY ASS CLONES TAKE A HUGE ASS MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN MOUTH!"

"Calm down. It never got out of hand."

"That being said, I shall state my argument! Jason, Freddy, or even Bugs!"

"Well… I recall a certain nerd SHITTING on his face!" Guitar Guy peeked out from behind the couch."

"He broke the couch!"

"Oh, right… FUCK THAT BITCH!"

A.N.

Ok time for the "CC"(Curse Counter) totals

Shit=15

Ass=7

Bitch=4

Fuck=25

Damn=12

Hell=4

Balls=1

Total=68