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AN: it might be fairly obvious but this is my first story so if anyone ever actually reads and reviews go easy on me.
5 ways to kill voldemort
Number 1
Harry stared in horror at the snake like form of lord voldemort as the wand in his disfigured hands pointed at Ron and screamed those two words that took away his life avada kedavra. Rage boiled to the surface and Harry lunged at the dark lord screaming Ron's name as he pulled a knife from his pocket and jabbed it into his eye everyone froze as lord voldemorts body crumbled into dust.
Number 2
Harry watched the battle from afar through the barrel of his sniper rifle and laughed as he launched the bullet at voldemorts heart knowing it wouldn't kill him but would act as a portkey to the sun.
Number 3
The final battle had almost ended and voldemort was about to use his favorite spell on one unfortunate Harry potter what no one was counting on was a vogon constructer fleet demolishing earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.(1)
Number 4
Everyone laughed as the squirrel that had once been lord voldemort scampered across the ground towards Harry potter screaming death threats before being kicked into the lake by one Colin Creevy
Number 5
As voldemort swooped towards Hagrids bike Harry pointed his wand and screamed impedimenta the spell hit voldemort in the chest and stopped him in mid air unfortunately the death eaters behind voldemort could not stop in time and this resulted in him being impaled on twelve different broomsticks and dieing.
The end
(1) this is obviously a reference to hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
AN: well first I guess is sorry if any of the ideas up there are anyone else's and thanks to any one who reads this