A/N; this is part 2 of my series: Thor Gets Rabies. It was posted on mmy oroginal account; giselleawesome but i can't get on it? anyways this would be also posted on my dA which can be fund on my profikle :) Just incase yall haters be removering it.

Twas 1942 and lots of thangs were different. for one, red skull was a schmidt and he didn't have a ugly head yet. for two, nick fuzy and thor should not not have been born yet but they was hiding in the shadows washing all the soilders go by. Incase you are a nosie and didnt reead Thor Gets Rabies Nick n Thor are hiding bc they have go back in time to change stuff because alot of poop happenned that they are just not wanting to happen...i can't tell the whole story here.

"I don't see him!" Thor was already sick & tirrd of looking for their captain

"PATIENCE is tha key homie" Nick has binoculars (he forgetted that in the past such thingys didnt exist) llol "Omg" some citizen said seeing the new invention. "SHit they think i crated thus?" Nick cooed and they ran down a alley way to get a way.

Thor n Nick run into t his gang that was kickin some puny kids butt and the guys were like "wat wat wanna fight" then they saw Nicks eye patch and got kinda scared and run they lold.

"omg thank you so much you savored me!" the puny tiny skinny pinny kid was happy patty lol "My names Stevey!"

Nick n Thor immediately start giggling like lil girls. "Oh hella naw doggg!" Nick's accent was foregn to the area code. But they look closer like close and see that it's captain america's head ontops of a scrawny 11 yr old boys body and he dont even have muscles. Thor puked and Nck laffed some more, Steve just felt like he'd been punkd.

But then then Erksitine the scienterst who experiemtns on guinea pigs come rollin up in his hyundai elantra 2014 car and was honking yelling "Steve boy! Yo can get that bright nose up in here and join the miliatary!"

"WOOOhoooo!" Steve was about to go with him but Thor and Nick were like f no we just did all this time travel! "I've got muscles fo you!" the science man called and they were both like ok wait yea go with him.

The three sat in the back of the car and Bill Neye was in the passager seat, " I really diddnt expect so minny ppl to come along" Erlstone admtittied.

Steve than realise he didnt even know these peeps and thought he was gonna be kidnaped becuz he is so small. "Um I relly don't know these ppl?" They pulled over and kicked Thor and Nick out and Steve got a restraint order and fuck this is just not suppose to be happen.

"Omfg wtf did we do wrong?!" Thor kick a hen and pouted holding his hammer to his chest like it was his baby Janey all along. He got a lil sad knowin he was a bad dad and that made his gears roll. "Isn't Red School in this time zone too?"

He was!

Red Skull was in that one german county that Hertler lived in and he was stoling the tessaract aka evil son of a bitchin crystal meth that caused all this fiction writing to begin with. He was drassed quiet niceley and looked human and like he did 300 yrs prior when he was a elf in lord of the rugs. Except he had shota hair. "God i am gonna be so poweefuL!" he cackled like a witch he was and got stoned with the tessaract. "Heinz I am powrful!" He texted a text to his friend Heiz Kruger and a selfie! :)

"Red Skull!" Thor shouted lookin manly he wasn't wearing a shirt so he could show his musclers off to Red Skall. Nick didn't have to show off bc he had a eye patch and dress in black lol

But Red Skull hasnt thought up his baddie name yet & was still Joanie Shchimit "Ummmmmmm what that's not my name!" He was kinda jello bc the name sounded cool but he wanted to be uniquee "My names BURN skull!"

"Did we justa make him swap his name?" Thor whuspered and Nick was jsut as confuzzled but they used there phone to math his identity and it was him indeed "Enough fun and games! We kno you are gonna try to funk with Steve procedureder!"

Red/Burn SKull hadn t discusted his pans with anyone and was weirded out and assumed they were telephonic (able to read other ppls minds). "wtf" she said but then the wall fall down like it was a movie prompt which is probably is because this was a fictional movie and they use props. Thor and Nick were sweepin to get rid of all the dust and Johnie Schmidt the Burnt skull jump in the tank that nock the wall over "WHAHAHA fuck yall! I'm gonna go stomp the Captain before he gets sexier than a five star porn star!" He waved and they waved back until they realised...he was goging to kill STEVE!