John – SH

John - SH

John - SH

What?! – JW

I'm bored – SH

Seriously Sherlock?! I'm at work right now. Did you try calling Lestrade? He may have a case – JW

So? I did. There was and then there wasn't – SH

What's that supposed to mean? I have a patient right now and they may or may not require my immediate attention. I'll be home in an hour. Patience, Sherlock, patience. JW

John - SH

John - SH

John! - SH

Come home. NOW – SH

The wall is looking pretty dull right now John – SH

Dammit Sherlock! I'll be there in 15 minutes – JW

Do hurry up. The wall is mocking me – SH

First, I'm already at the door. And second, it's a wall, how is it mocking you? – JW

Look at it. It's practically mocking at me. Can't you see the way the wallpaper crinkles and the face it makes? – SH

No. No I don't – JW

And Sherlock, why are you still texting me? I'm right in front of you, you know. – JW

I prefer to text. And why are you still replying on text then? – SH

Touché - JW