Emmett's Free Time
Has "chat time" with Dr. Phill discussing his crazy wife, Rosalie
Goes to Oprah to talk about "mishap relationships"
Takes Rosalie to anger management class
Arm wrestles Bella and then decides to take steroids after failing to win
Buys gummy bears for his fellow vampire family! But not GUMMY bears! Real bears! They're freaking vampires!
Builds Jeeps
The steroids end him in rehab with Rosalie
Holds vampire Spanish Fiestas! With piñatas! And they dance the tango!
Works out! His special ability is super strength!
Plays pranks! Jumping out of doors! What a classic!