Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
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I Saw Ranger Kissing Stephanie
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I saw Ranger kissing Stephanie
In the alley next to Vinnie's place.
They didn't see me sneak
Around the corner for a peek
What I saw next with my two eyes
Made my knees feel weak.
Then I saw Ranger drop down to one knee
Steph gasped, "Ranger, what is going on?"
He pulled a ring out from his pants
Said, "Babe, will you marry me?"
The rest they say is history!