starts with a meeting held in Washington d.c by the states,at the moment they are sitting at a round table
D.C: okay, ROLL CALL! ALABAMA!
Alabama: here!
D.C:ALASKA!
Alaska: present!
D.C:ARIZONA!
Arizona:here!
D.C:ARKA-
New York: DO WE REALLY NEED TO ROLL CALL FOR 50 PEOPLE, CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE MEETING!
D.C:okay then, is every body here!
Virginia: westy isn't here i can't find him!
West Virginia: i'm right here you idiot!*right next to her*
Virginia: oh,sorry.
Alaska:D.C do you mind telling us why you called us here at a moments notice?
D.C: ah,yes why I called you is a very important matter.
Maine: and what that matter is?
D.C:we are officially in debt so our budget needs to be lowered.
everyone:WHAT!?
new jersey:AND WHY ARE YOU STAYING SO CALM D.C!?
D.C:because it's not my fault blame Mr. wall street (New York) over there.
New York: hey don't dare point fingers at me I watch the money not keep it,blame Miss "i want my phones to be made in china"
California:LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU ALL USE I PHONES,IN AN ADDITION THE NEW ONES COMING OUT ARE MADE IN TEXAS!
Texas: please leave me out of this.
D.C:i was kidding i thought by now you would of figured out that it was our "dear" fathers fault.
everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Maryland: that makes sense.
D.C:due to his crazy ideas and spending ridiculous amounts of money it's mostly his fault,we even to this day owe china millions but we have to blame our selves too since we are his states. so we need to earn more money stop depending on other countries on certain things.
D.C:so industrial states produce new and more material!
Michigan(produces cars):But that will barely give me any free time!
D.C:Agricultural states grow and make as much as possible crops and produce.
Ohio(potatoes): I'll spend all my time on the farms and my back is aching just thinking about that!
Alaska(oil and gold searching):extracting oil from the ground takes all lot of working out problems ,even just finding it is hard!
Texas(cotton and others):I already have immigration problems with mexico are trying to get me in cardiac arrest!
D.C: technology and business states make more tech to sell other countries.
Maryland(collages and university's major in science there) : do you know how much time it takes to develop new stuff!
California(Google and yahoo are based in California):have you gone mad!
D.C: tourist states earn more visitors to unites states.
Nevada (Las Vegas):it's already hard to understand there accents!
Montana (lot's and lot's of lakes):it's really hard to get them to come to my place.
New York : D.C there's a major fault in that way of thinking!
D.C: huh?
New York: it might look easy but it might take years to do those things,it takes all lot of money and lastly the government would have to think about it and if they don't agree for weeks the government will shut down and that will affect all off us.
(time skip)at Americas house
D.C:DADDY I'M TRYING TO SOLVE PROBLEMS BUT NONE OF THEM WORK *sobbing*.
America: shh its okay,it's okay