Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I do own the people giving out candy.
Author's Note: This takes place on Halloween. And the girls aren't in this. I decided to post this becuase people must think my other fic really stinks. I guess it does. Well oh well. Let the fun begin!!
Dedication: to my cuz, Keith. I bet u (keith duh whoever is reading this IS reading this!) won't read this but hey i'm glad i got u to like Gundam Wing. @*_*@
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*...* someone
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(...) author's
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A Gundam Halloween ~ Part 1 ~ Trick-or-Treating
Duo: Come on, Heero. We don't have all day!!
Duo was dressed up as a cowboy. He had on those cowboy pants with holsters carrying two guns. He was wearing a vest with no shirt and a cool cowbot hat.
Heero: *comes out of the bathroom grumbling* Duo, I'll kill you!!! Why did I let him pick out my costume?
Duo laughs and falls to the floor, his whole body shaking with his laughter. Quatre blushes and tries not to laugh. Trowa just stares with amusment, a smile creeping on his face. Heero was dressed up as a nun. His dress was all black, the same as his habitt (did i spell that right?). He was wearing a cross around his neck and carrying a bible in one hand.
Wufei: *is having trouble getting through the doorway* Hey, Heero. Your costume isn't half as bad as mine! Look at what that baka got me!!
Duo, who had stood up and was only laughing a little bit, saw Wufei and burst out laughing. He fell to the ground and started pounding his fists on the floor. Quatre couldn't hold it any longer and burst out laughing. Trow stiffeled a few laughs. Wufei was dressed up as a sumo wrestler. He was wearing a suit that made him look fat and one of those little diaper things that they wear. Heero and Wufei (who just got through the doorway @*_*@) both give Duo a death glare, but that only makes him laugh more.
Trowa: *stops laughing but is smiling (a rare smile just for Emmy)* I'm glad Quatre and I chose our own costumes.
Quatre nods. Trowa was dressed as a mime. His face was paited white and his clothes were black. Quatre was dressed up as Zorro. He was wearing everything, the black cloths, black mask, black hat, black cape, black shoes, and so on. He had a sword at his side. Duo finally gains control and stands up.
Wufei: And why do we have to go trick-or-treating again, Duo?
Heero: Yeah!
Duo: To get candy!!! Ok, let's go. *grabs bags and hands them out and heads out the door.
Wufei follows but gets stuck in the door.
Wufei: Hey! I'm stuck! Get me oughta here!!!!
Heero, Quatre, and Trowa push with all their might shoving Wufei out the door. Wufei picks himself up as the others come out of the door.
Duo: So where should we start?
Quatre: *points to a house accross the street* How about that one?
Duo: Sounds good to me! *crosses the street*
Heero: *mumbles something and follows* I'm going to kill you, Duo!
Duo: *looks back* Now, Sister Yuy, that is against your faith, wanting to kill people.
Heero: *gives him a death glare* Shut up, Maxwell.
Wufei: *mumbles something about injustice as he follows them*
Trowa and Quatre were already at the door and had rung the doorbell when the other three had caught up. The door was opened by a woman in her late twenties.
Duo: Trick-or-treat!
Ms. Imreel E. Ateen: Now what do we have here? *looks at Duo* A cowboy, *looks at Trowa* a mime, *looks at Quatre* Zorro, *looks at Heero* a nun, *looks at Wufei* and a sumo wrestler. Interesting costumes boys, *looks at Heero* and I like yours too, Miss.
Heero: (mumbles) I'm not a girl.
Ms. Ateen: What was that?
Duo: *smiles* Heero said that he isn't a girl.
Ms. Ateen: Oh, I'm sorry. Well here you go. *gives each boy a twix bar*
Duo & Quatre & Trowa: Thanx.
Wufei & Heero: (mumble) Thanx.
Ms. Ateen: Your welcome, boys. Now have fun and don't stay up too late! *closes door*
Duo: Come on, guys, let's go to the next house.
Heero gives him a death glare. They walk to the next house, Duo knocks on the door. The door is opened by a little girl. The little girl takes one look at Wufei and screams and runs crying to the back of the house.
Duo: Nice going, Wu-man. You scared the little girl.
Wufei: Don't call me Wu-man. And I wasn't the one who picked out this costume.
Duo: *smiles* Whatever, Wu-man.
Wufei is about to beat up Duo when a middle-aged man came outside with the little girl clinging to his back.
Mr. Imab R. Bee: Not who scared you, Katie?
Katie: *points to Wufei* He did.
Mr. Bee: *looks at Wufei sternly* I'm very disappointed in you, young man! Scaring a little girl!! And since you did that you don't get any candy! *turns to the other boys and hands them extra large Baby Ruth Bars (Wufei's favorite)* Here you go, boys. Since you were nice and not rude *looks at Wufei again* like your friend.
Everyone but Wufei: Thanx.
Mr. Bee and Katie go back into their house closing the door behind them.
Wufei: Golly. I didn't do anything.
Duo: Whatever, Wu-man.
An hour and fifty-four houses later.....
Duo: Well, guys, this is the last house.
Heero: Thank God!
Wufei: My feet are killing me!
Duo rings the doorbell. A lady in her seventies aswersthe door hold a bowl of candy.
Mrs. Serie L. Killer (i just had to!): *with an evil grin* Helloooooooo.
Duo: Trick-or-treat!
Heero: 'Isn't she the woman who had ten husbands and killed them all?'
Mrs. Killer: *looks at Duo* Do you have a trick?
Duo: Sure do! Hold this, Quatre. *gives his bag to Quatre and pulls out a wand* I will now make a bunny appear out of thin air in Wufei arms. *says a few words while waving his wand over Wufei's arms*
Wufei: *falls down because of the heavy elephant he was now holding* MAXWELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Oops! Oh, well.
Mrs. Killer: Nice trick. *hands a Snickers to Duo* Here you go.
Wufei: *face turning blue* Get this thing off of me!!!!!!!
They here a farting noise, and everyone looks at Duo.
Duo: Hey! It wasn't me!!! *holds his nose as the smell gats stronger*
Wufei: *face turning green* Ahhhhhhh! It farted!!!!!! Get it off before I sufficate!!!!!!
Duo, Quatre, and Trowa run away holding their noses as Wufei starts hitting the elephant.
Wufei: MAXWELL!!!!!!!! Get back here and get it off of me! You were the one that put it there!!!
The old lady snaps her fingers and the elephant disappears, but the stench is still there. The other boys came back after the air is fresh and breathable.
Mrs. Killer: *looks at Trowa* And what trick do you have?
Trowa: This one. *hands his bag to Quatre and does a few backflips*
Mrs. Killer: Good. *hands him a snickers bar then looks at Quatre* You?
Quatre: Umm... I know! *takes a piece of gum out of his bag and uses it to blow a bubble shaped like an elephant.
Wufei: *starts backing up* Get that thing a way form me!
Quatre pops the baloon and gathers his candy from Mrs. Killer.
Mrs. Killer: *looks at Wufei and Heero* And you two?
Heero: umm....
Duo: Heero, make that noise. You know the baboon one?
Heero: No way!!
Mrs. Killer: *gives Heero a death glare* Do it or else!
Heero: Okay, okay. 'What's got into her?' *makes the baboon noise and gets his candy*
Duo: Wu-man, it's your turn.
Wufei: I told you not to call me that. I don't have a trick.
Mrs. Killer: Then you don't get any candy! *turns and goes inside her house closing the door*
Wufei: Hey! This is injustice!!!!!
Duo: Haha. Wu-man didn't get any candy.
Trowa: Let's go hame and get eady for the party.
Quatre: Godd idea.
Heero & Wufei: PARTY!?!?!?!?!
Duo: Yeah, you know. The one I told you about last week. The one at Carrie's house.
Wufei: There is no way I'm going in this!
Duo: Then I guess you'll have to stay home. It's a costume party. You have to be wearing a costume party to get in.
Wufei: Oh.
Heero: I'm going to change into my other costume.
Wufei: You have another costume?!?!?
Heero: Yeah.
Wufei: *has a strange look on his face* You do!!!! This isn't fair!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!! I HATE YOU MAXWELL!!!!!!! *face turning bright red*
Duo: Whoa, Wu-man. Calm down. You don't have to go. You can stay home and hand out candy.
Quatre: Yeah.
Wufei: Fine. I guess I'll come.
They walk back to the house and Heero changes into is other costume. He chose to be a man in black. He was wearing the black suit and everything including the black sunglasses. They leave to go to the next party.
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So how was it?
Should I continue and tell you what happens at the party? Well if I get
some reviews I'll tell ya. Let me tell you the next part is going to be
FUNNY! So please take 2 seconds out of your day and review. @*_*@