DISCALIMER: If you don't know already then listen up. We don't own Pokemon our Brock, Ash, Misty, or Tracy, and so forth. No money was made, resulting in us still being broke. Try to sue and Hal will come after you. :)
AUTHORS' NOTE: This is a Pokemon story. Pokemon is, well, an OK show, considering we used to be obsessed with it. So all Pokemon fans and Brock fans, don't take this too seriously. It could be hazardous to your health. ;P
Trojan Man
::Ash, Misty, and Tracy are walking up to Ivy's lab to visit an old friend, Brock. Ash and Pikachu run up to the door::
Ash: Wow, Tracy, you're going to love Brock! He masters in Rock Pokemon!
Tracy: Cool! Do you think he would let me draw them?!
Ash: Of coarse! ::bangs on the door:: Yo, Brock! It's Ash!
::(Inside the house) Brock looks up::
Brock: Ivy, did you hear that?!?
Ivy: No....And I don't care. We only have a hour before Oak is going to call!
::(Still outside) Ash pounds on the door again::
Ash: Brock, come on! OPEN THE DOOR!
Misty: Yeah, Brock! OPEN UP!
::Inside::
Brock: Shit! It's them! Ivy, where are my pants?!
Ivy: ::sighs:: Over there, Brock. I might as well get back to my work.
Brock: No, no, Ivy, don't do that! I'll get rid of them!
Ivy: The mood is over! I'll be in the lab.
::Brock sits on the bed and crosses his arms::
Brock: Damn! Ash pisses me off!
::Ivy opens the door letting Brock's friends in::
Ivy: Hi, guys, looking for Brock?
Ash: Hello, Professor Ivy. Yeah, I was just dropping in to say 'hi'.
Ivy: Well, come on in. Brock is....er....getting out of the shower.
::Brock--still sitting with his arms crossed::
Brock: I was close. This close! DAMN!
::A horse neighs and a man on a horse appears from seemingly nowhere::
TROJAN MAN!
::Brock jumps up::
Brock: Who the hell are you?!
Trojan Man: I am Trojan Man! We need to have a talk.
Brock: About what?! I was just about to give it to the hottest girl in the world!
TM: Yes, son. But do you even know what the expression 'Give it' means?
Brock: YES!
TM: Fine, then I think it's time to talk about your manhood.
Brock: What do you mean?!
TM: Brock, you're 15. It's okay to masturbate.
Brock: I DON'T MASTURBATE!
TM: Suuuuurrrreeeeee. ::sighs:: Well, if you're going to do it, do it the right way! ::hold up a box of condoms::
Brock: Thank you! YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!
TM: Farewell to you! Do it right! ::winks::
::Ash, Misty, and Tracy are waiting impatiently downstairs::
Ash: What is taking so long?! I'm going up there!
Misty: Me too! ::Both run upstairs::
::Ash opens the door to reveal Brock in boxers holding a box of condoms in his hand. Misty screams. Brock grabs a blanket trying to cover himself::
Ash: What are you doing?!
Misty: Were you masturbating?!
Brock: NO! I DON'R MASTURBATE! YOU'RE ONLY TEN! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF!
Ash: Why are your pants off then?
Brock: uhhh....the Mankey took them! It was its fault!
::Mankey jumps in window and puts Brock's pants in its mouth then jumps out into the trees:: Brock: MY PANTS! ::Chases after the Mankey::
Misty and Ash: ::sweat drops:: ::nervous laughter:: ::both see the fallen box of condoms::
Ash: ::coughs:: Uh...Misty...
Misty: I know just what you're thinking.
::As the two...uh...10 year olds express their true feelings, Tracy still waits downstairs::
Tracy: What the? ::Watches Brock run down the street in pursuit of his pants:: That must be Brock... ::goes upstairs:: Misty? Ash? ::opens the door to find the two...:: I gotta sketch this!
TWO YEARS LATER
Reporter: Tracy, who inspired you to create your award winning Hentai Magazine?
Tracy: Well.....I guess I should thank my ex-friends Misty and Ash for, well, doing what 10 year olds seem to do best! ::laughs::
Reporter: 10 year olds... That's pretty nasty.
::Misty and Ash are watching on a TV far, far away::
Misty and Ash: ::shake their heads:: That back-stabbing son of a....
::Back to Tracy's interview::
Tracy: But I owe it all to Brock and that Mankey. If it wasn't for them, Hentia Illustrated Magazine would never have begun. Where ever you are, Brock, thank you.
::Brock's also watching TV far away from all the others::
Brock: Your welcome!
::Trojan Man---and his horse are also watching TV far, far away from the others::
TM: IT WAS ME! HE SHOULD THANK ME
::Tracy's Interview::
Tracy: And remember! Next issue's 'Pikachu's Guilt Box' has a special fold out on pokemon hentia. Also remember Hentai Illustrated Magazine's slogan: Gotta catch 'em all!
The End
AUTHORS' NOTE: This is a Pokemon story. Pokemon is, well, an OK show, considering we used to be obsessed with it. So all Pokemon fans and Brock fans, don't take this too seriously. It could be hazardous to your health. ;P
::Ash, Misty, and Tracy are walking up to Ivy's lab to visit an old friend, Brock. Ash and Pikachu run up to the door::
Ash: Wow, Tracy, you're going to love Brock! He masters in Rock Pokemon!
Tracy: Cool! Do you think he would let me draw them?!
Ash: Of coarse! ::bangs on the door:: Yo, Brock! It's Ash!
::(Inside the house) Brock looks up::
Brock: Ivy, did you hear that?!?
Ivy: No....And I don't care. We only have a hour before Oak is going to call!
::(Still outside) Ash pounds on the door again::
Ash: Brock, come on! OPEN THE DOOR!
Misty: Yeah, Brock! OPEN UP!
::Inside::
Brock: Shit! It's them! Ivy, where are my pants?!
Ivy: ::sighs:: Over there, Brock. I might as well get back to my work.
Brock: No, no, Ivy, don't do that! I'll get rid of them!
Ivy: The mood is over! I'll be in the lab.
::Brock sits on the bed and crosses his arms::
Brock: Damn! Ash pisses me off!
::Ivy opens the door letting Brock's friends in::
Ivy: Hi, guys, looking for Brock?
Ash: Hello, Professor Ivy. Yeah, I was just dropping in to say 'hi'.
Ivy: Well, come on in. Brock is....er....getting out of the shower.
::Brock--still sitting with his arms crossed::
Brock: I was close. This close! DAMN!
::A horse neighs and a man on a horse appears from seemingly nowhere::
TROJAN MAN!
::Brock jumps up::
Brock: Who the hell are you?!
Trojan Man: I am Trojan Man! We need to have a talk.
Brock: About what?! I was just about to give it to the hottest girl in the world!
TM: Yes, son. But do you even know what the expression 'Give it' means?
Brock: YES!
TM: Fine, then I think it's time to talk about your manhood.
Brock: What do you mean?!
TM: Brock, you're 15. It's okay to masturbate.
Brock: I DON'T MASTURBATE!
TM: Suuuuurrrreeeeee. ::sighs:: Well, if you're going to do it, do it the right way! ::hold up a box of condoms::
Brock: Thank you! YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!
TM: Farewell to you! Do it right! ::winks::
::Ash, Misty, and Tracy are waiting impatiently downstairs::
Ash: What is taking so long?! I'm going up there!
Misty: Me too! ::Both run upstairs::
::Ash opens the door to reveal Brock in boxers holding a box of condoms in his hand. Misty screams. Brock grabs a blanket trying to cover himself::
Ash: What are you doing?!
Misty: Were you masturbating?!
Brock: NO! I DON'R MASTURBATE! YOU'RE ONLY TEN! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF!
Ash: Why are your pants off then?
Brock: uhhh....the Mankey took them! It was its fault!
::Mankey jumps in window and puts Brock's pants in its mouth then jumps out into the trees:: Brock: MY PANTS! ::Chases after the Mankey::
Misty and Ash: ::sweat drops:: ::nervous laughter:: ::both see the fallen box of condoms::
Ash: ::coughs:: Uh...Misty...
Misty: I know just what you're thinking.
::As the two...uh...10 year olds express their true feelings, Tracy still waits downstairs::
Tracy: What the? ::Watches Brock run down the street in pursuit of his pants:: That must be Brock... ::goes upstairs:: Misty? Ash? ::opens the door to find the two...:: I gotta sketch this!
TWO YEARS LATER
Reporter: Tracy, who inspired you to create your award winning Hentai Magazine?
Tracy: Well.....I guess I should thank my ex-friends Misty and Ash for, well, doing what 10 year olds seem to do best! ::laughs::
Reporter: 10 year olds... That's pretty nasty.
::Misty and Ash are watching on a TV far, far away::
Misty and Ash: ::shake their heads:: That back-stabbing son of a....
::Back to Tracy's interview::
Tracy: But I owe it all to Brock and that Mankey. If it wasn't for them, Hentia Illustrated Magazine would never have begun. Where ever you are, Brock, thank you.
::Brock's also watching TV far away from all the others::
Brock: Your welcome!
::Trojan Man---and his horse are also watching TV far, far away from the others::
TM: IT WAS ME! HE SHOULD THANK ME
::Tracy's Interview::
Tracy: And remember! Next issue's 'Pikachu's Guilt Box' has a special fold out on pokemon hentia. Also remember Hentai Illustrated Magazine's slogan: Gotta catch 'em all!