Dearest Harry Hermione,
How are you? I have an extra toe confession to make. Ever since yesterday our first year, there was something I've always wanted to tell Fred you. Something about Ginny you drives me mad. I've always despised liked you, less more than you could ever know. Now that we've died graduated, I was wondering do these robes make me look fat something. Would you like to go crazy to dinner with me? If Malfoy says yes, too, we can go together it makes you loopy uncomfortable, we can go together with Harry and George Ginny. Please say no yes, Mom Herm. I think I've thrown up fallen in love with you. I hope you don't feel ill the same. Send Howler reply by Muggle post owl.
Love, Sincerely,
Harry Ron
A/N/Disclaimer--Teehee, I feel like writing a short satirical piece tonight. I hope you enjoy. If I owned these characters, you'd think I'd be posting on ff.net? Let me go spend my millions! Bwo-haha! PLEASE REVIEW!