Author's Notes: Ok, this is a first in a series of fanfiction-like 'interviews' with Naruto characters. I count this as fanfiction so I put it on this site. This time we'll be interviewing Sasuke Uchiha.

Me: So, Sasuke, I understand that you used to have quite a few fangirls, but ever since Itachi was introduced in the series, he's stolen most of them. What are your thoughts on that?

Sasuke: I frankly could care less. I don't know what they see in him anyway, he KILLED HIS FAMILY FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Me: 0.0...alright. So, do you miss the attention?

Sasuke: Not really. What do you think I went to Orochimaru? It wasn't just for power you know.

Me: Oh really? Tell me more.

Sasuke: Well, power was a big part of it. I mean, there's no way I was going to kill Itachi the way I was, but another part was that I wanted to get away from Naruto and Sakura. They're just annoying, and what kind of person has pink hair?

Me: Ok. Next question. What do you think of all the SasuHina fanfics out there?

Sasuke: I think that they're just...ugh...are you people aware that I've never even so much as GLANCED at Hinata in the series? I mean, that's about as likely to happen as SasuNaru, and to all you people reading this, I AM NOT GAY!

Me: That really bother's you doesn't it?

Sasuke: I hate it when people call me gay. There is no yaoi in Naruto...the anime. I don't know about Naruto the person.

Me: So...what were you feeling when you kissed Naruto?

Sasuke: First let me point out that that was an ACCIDENT! I was disgusted. Enough said...move along.

Me: Ok, is there any girl in paticular that you have an intrest in?

Sasuke: No.

Me: Not Karin?

Sasuke: No.

Me: I heard she likes you pretty well.

Sasuke: I know. Move on...NOW!

Me: Ok, now, what was on that secret scroll you read in the secret room under the tatami mat.

Sasuke: I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

Me: Did it have something to do with the theories of the Tengu King?

Sasuke: I'm...not...at...liberty...to...discuss...that.

Me: Are you emo?

Sasuke: I suppose so. I hate a lot of things, and don't paticurarly like anything. I always wear black...yeah. I'd say I am.

Me: Well, that's all the time we have thank you for coming Sasuke.

Sasuke: You're welcome, now if you don't mind I have to get back to trying to kill Itachi.

Me: Good luck with that. See you next time on Naruto Interviews.