Title: Hooked
Challenge: "Snape's Day Off" (Snape100 LJ community)
Word Count: 100
Characters: Snape, Dumbledore
Author's Notes: Crackfic alert! Written nearly three years ago; just decided to share.
"No, Albus," he repeated firmly. The Headmaster must have been sniffing phoenix ash again.
"It's perfect for you, Severus," the barmy old coot insisted with that damned cheerful twinkle. "Quiet. Far away from students and staff."
"I achieve quiet away from dunderheads by staying in my rooms." He lifted an unopened tome pointedly. "Which is where I will spend my day off."
"Uses popular potions ingredients, too."
"Flobberworms are hardly popular ingredients."
"Besides," Dumbledore smiled innocently, "you owe me for escaping Sybil's faculty makeover."
Snape shuddered. "Fine." He replaced his book, sighed, and took one of the proffered fishing rods.