An awkward story about the time Mr. Scar got turned into (0-0) something pathetic, BUT CAN STILL... never mind
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing! Just my strange way of freakin' people out...LOL... I had hamsters though
Important Author's Note: SHUT it... I don't want to hear any, 'Oh, Kuro, you are so sensitive!' crap, please. I take that back, I AM sappy... I have three other stories here, that I HAVEN'T uploaded, and thought about it, but didn't because they were so... so... sappy! No flamers, please, dear Ishbala... I Have NO clue where I got this idea... it just popped in my head. If you don't like seeing Scar as a hamster, or if you don't like reading strange stuff, get out, I'm sick of people reading 100 chapters and saying they don't like it! (oo)
Warning: Contains fluff. Get it? Hamster fluff? You don't get it... Oi, my jokes suck... And swears, and gore in later chapters... yeah, I'm makin' Scar a hero as a little Hammy. :-)

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The hamster from Ishbal:
Beware of cats and dogs...

Scar stares at the transmutation circle on the wall. "Alfonse Elric, do you really think this will work?" Scar asks. Al nods. "SURE! Of course it'll work you silly... just go and put your hand on it..." Al said, with a creepy smile on his face. Scar, his face distorted with disturbedness, walks up to the wall engraving, and puts his hand up to it, "Sure it's going to work?" Scar asks expressionlessly. Al nods again. "Ya! It will, I swear..." he said, putting his hand to his heart. Scar shrugs, What's the worst that can happen? he asks himself. Al smiles, He's really gonna do it... Don't worry Mr. Scar, something's gonna happen alright... he thought with a sinister grin. Scar taps it, and a yellow light comsumes Scar.

"What the hell!" Scar shouts. "Alfonse! Help me!" he cries. Al shakes his head. "No Scar... it's too late now..." he said evilly. Scar feels his legs and arms shrink. Why Alfonse? What did I do? What the hell is happening to me? What is wrong with you? What did I do to you to make you do this... to me? Scar thought to himself. Then, just as quickly as the transmutation started, it all came to an end. Scar lies on the ground. Unconcious. Alfonse walks over to the tiny body on the floor. He picks it up. "You are sooo cute Mr. Scar! I just love hamsters! Especially ones from Ishbal!" he cried happily. Al walks home.

At His House-----

Alfonse tries his best not to get spotted by Edward. "AL! I SAID NO MORE PETS!" he shouts in Al's face. Al's eyes widen innocently. "B-b-but niisaaan! I found him on the street! He was dying, and I helped him!" he said. Ed shakes his head. "Okay Al, you can keep him UNTIL he heals... let me take a look, what is that, a gerbil?" he asks. Al smacks him with his free hand. "NO! Dummy, it's a hamster... I got him because look at his little arm..." Al says, holding Scar's little arm up to Ed. "Hehe, that reminds me of somebody I know... hey, look at his face! He's got white fur there shaped like an X... and his bottom is black with white stripes... and... Al... what did you do?" Edward asks.

Al turns away. "NOthing! How could you accuse me of anything brother? Don't you trust me?" Al asks. "I do, but this hamster reminds me of Scar... a lot. His fur looks like Scar's clothes... and the stripes on his arm looks like Scar's tattoo..." Ed said quietly. Then Scar wakes up. Oi... what the heck hapened? Wait, Alfonse and Edward are giants! What hap... oh, I remember, ALFONSE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! Idiot turned me into a hamster... Scar whined in his tiny hamster mind. Ed points at him. "Al, you turned Scar into a hamster, didn't you?" he asks. Al nods. "But... Is that bad?" he asks stupidly.

"Uhh, OF COURSE it's BAD! Alfonse..." he said, rubbing his temples. Ya gotta admit, Scar is really cute as a hamster... Wait! What am I thinking! He's the guy that's been wanting to kill me for months on end! he thought, biting his tongue. Al waves Scar in Ed's face. "Isn't he cuuute? Look brother! C'mon, you know you think he's cute like this," Al said. Ed nods, "Right, he is, but not Scar. Tomorrow, you change him back. I say tomorrow, cuz Scar's actually gonna look up at me now!" he said happily, pointing a finger at Scar's mouth. Scar's eyes twitch. Come on, move that finger of yours a little closer... Scar thought.

Ed does so... and Scar bites down on Ed's finger, HARD. "Owwieeeee! He better not have rabies! Stupid rat!" he shouts. Scar sticks his tongue out at him. "I don't have RABIES!" Scar shouts. Ed and Al both stare at the little mouse. "Did he...?" Ed started. Al nods, "It sounded like Scar..." "IT WAS ME YOU IDIOT! I HATE YOU ALFONSE ELRIC! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!" Scar screams at the top of his tiny hamster lungs. Ed stares. He says, "He's even cuter when he's mad!" Scar jumps off of Al's hand and runs up Ed's leg. He climbs up to Ed's face, grabbing his hair and their eyes meet. His blood-crimson eyes meet Ed's amber eyes.

"Edward Elric, even if I am 'cute', I KNOW I can still transmute something to kill you... and as for you AL... I hate you!" he shouts. Scar's little arm glows red. "Take this..." he says, Hamster punching Ed in the nose. Edward bursts out laughing. "Hah! That didn't hurt a single bit! Here Al, find a cage to put him in." Ed hands Al Scar. Scar glares at Ed. "A cage Alfonse?" he whines. "Yeah! What if something happens to you? If you ran away, who would re-transmute you?" he asked. Scar nods, "Good point." Al continues up the stairs. They reach Al's room. "You really don't hate me, do you Scar?" he asks. Scar shakes his head, "No, I guess not... just stop calling me cute..." he says.

Al nods, "Oookay, I'll try not to..." he said, as he set Scar on his bed, and got up and brought a box. Scar points at it, "What's that for?" he asks. Al gives him a look, "Silly, it's your cage, we don't have a real one, so all we had was a box, I hope it isn't too umcomfortable." Scar nudges the box with his nose. A moment of silence fills the air as Scar continues to inspect the box. "Scar?" he asks. Scar looks at him, "What is it Alfonse?" he asks. "I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me... I'm sorry..." he said quietly. Scar nods his head and crawls next to Al. "It's okay... I'm just gonna take a nap..." he said, falling asleep and curling into a little ball.

Next Morning-----

Scar rubs his eyes, He looks around, nothing but brown cardboard. "Still a hamster I guess..." he said, crawling to a wall and biting through it. He stops. "Damn it, that is repulsive, hamsters actually have to CHEW their way out of their messes?" he asks himself. He tries to stand on his hind legs, but falls. He falls on his butt and notices a strange feeling. He looks between his legs. "That CANNOT be what I think it is... is that a tail?" he asks, looking at his short stump of a tail. "Can I shake it like a dog tail?" he wonders, trying to shake his tail. Nothing. "ALFONSE FRABBIT DAG NO GOMMAT GET ME OUTTA THIS STUPID FRUTEN CRATIN MATEN BOX BEFORE I CRAGGIN HERJA WRING YOUR NECK!" he screams. "I'm stuck in a box and I have a stubby tail that won't move! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" he cries.

Nothing. He sits on his butt. Or what ever it is that he's stuck with, and ponders over his predicament. "How. Did. I. Get. Myself. Into. THIS. SHIIIIT!" he shouts, until an angry Edward looks into the box. "Be quiet Scar. Don't make me take you to the vet to get you fixed," he threatened. Scar quiets down, and looks at his paws. Hey, at least he had thumbs... good thing Alfonse didn't turn him into a cat or a dog. Thumbs! "Edward, get me out of this miserable box," he commanded. Ed shakes his head. "NO! I'm not helping you, you're a killer..." he said roughly. Scar frowns. I really don't want to do anything with words right now... Little Scar sighs.

"Shrimp..." Scar says with an arrogant hamster smile. "WHO YOU CALLING SOMEONE SO SHORT HE CAN'T BE SEEN THROUGH A MICROSCOPE?" Ed screams. Ed puts on a sinister smile. "I know what you hate being called... CUTIE-PIE..." he said with pride. Little Scar is made angry, and his ears are steaming. "WHAT! Don't call me cute!" he cries. With veins standing out on his face, it looks like he's going to have a seizure. "EDWARD ELRIC... I am going to kill your head, then I will break your face... then I'll... do something with you... ... ... that I WOULD do if I were human..." he said huskily. Ed laughs in Scar's face. "Hah! TRY IT!" he demands. Scar jumps onto Ed's face and attaches himself to him.

Author's notes

Leeme alone... Anyway, review this. Poor Scar, I hate torturing my favorite character like that. LOL. Did you like it?If you don't, ConCrit is nice, DON'T FLAME! I will requote:

No flamers, please, dear Ishbala... I Have NO clue where I got this idea... it just popped in my head. If you don't like seeing Scar as a hamster, or if you don't like reading strange stuff, get out, I'm sick of people reading 100 chapters and saying they don't like it! (oo)

Ahh, the power of Copy-and-Paste... Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, so what happened to... nevermind. Oooooiii! Now I have to go find MY Oniisan. Where is he, by the way? MIKE! GET OVER HERE!

Kuro