"Mellooo!" whined the red haired gamer, pouting like a young child, "How are babies made?"
The chocolate bar fell from Mello's hand and his left eye twitched.
"You seriously don't know how babies are made?"
"No! Do you?!"
The blonde sighed heavily. For a genius, Matt sure was dim.
"Well, when a man and a woman really love each other, the woman eats loads of food then it swells up her stomach and inside her womb eats the food and morphs into a baby. When the baby is done, it climbs out of her belly button. Simple. I can't believe you didn't know!"
Matt stared at him through his orange goggles.
"YOU LIE!" he shouted, pointing an accusing finger at the blonde chocoholic.
Mello scowled.
"It's true!"
"Prove it."
"Fine, I will! Follow me."
Matt followed Mello to the common room where they found Linda drawing a really sexy yaoi picture of Roger and Watari.
"Linda! Baby is made how?" barked Mello.
Linda stared at the two boys then rolled her eyes.
"When a guy likes a girl he goes to Wal-Mart and buys her a baby."
Matt and Mello exchanged confused glances.
"That's not right!" Mello hissed, "Babies are made when..."
He told her what he had told Matt earlier.
Linda wrinkled her nose.
"That's just plain stupid! Matt don't listen to him, he's wrong. I know I'm right. I'll even go get Roger to prove it!"
Matt sighed and followed Linda towards Roger's office, Mello trotting along at their heels.
"ROGER!" yelled Linda as she dived through the door, "HOW IS BABY MADE?"
Roger stared at the three children in front of him.
"Um...a white stork visits the couple who want a baby. He brings the infant in a small blanket...If you want, you may check with Watari?"
The three children rushed out in an instant to Watari's office.
Roger sighed as he watched them go. He knew how babies were made but discussing it with children just bugged him. Watari could have the delightful task of telling them the truth.
Matt came to a halt at the office door, Linda and Mello stopping behind him. On the door was a large sign that read:
ELLO, ISH WATARI. I HAZ GONE FOR A SHIT SO I'LL BE OUT FOR A WHILE. IF FOR SOME REASON LINDA, MELLO AND MATT WANT TO KNOW HOW TEH BABBY IS MADE, I HASH NO IDEA. ASK L, HE DA BOMB. LULZ.
XxX ~ Da Big W ~ XxX
P.S:AVOID TEH BATHROOM WHEN I GET BACK! GAS WARNINGZ.
"Where's L's office?" whined Matt, "I really need to know how babies are made for my test on Friday!"
Mello frowned.
"I think I know...Follow the yellow brick Mello!"
The three of them darted from room to room until eventually they arrived at the correct place. L was squatting on a chair, eating a slice of cake. He glanced up at the three children as they entered.
"Greetings, Matt, Mello, Linda. How may I help you?" he said in his soft monosyllabic voice.
"Matt needs to know how the baby is made!" Linda barked.
"Yeah," said Matt dumbly.
"I see...I believe discussing this with somebody around your own age should be more comfortable. Near is in the playroom. Why not ask him?"
Matt sighed, thanked the detective, then began to head towards the playroom with Linda and Mello just behind him.
"Near! Do you know how babies are made?!" wailed the desperate redhead, throwing himself to the floor in front of Near and his puzzle.
"Yeah everyone says different stuff and it's annoying!" whined Linda.
Mello just frowned and said, "Near please just tell us..."
The albino twirled his hair and sighed.
"Tell me," said Near in his emotionless voice, "Have you heard of eBay?"