Pineapple Surprise
It was a dark and stormy evening when team seven walked into the grocery store to buy snacks before departing on their next mission. Suddenly, something deep and dark stirred within them. A craving. PINEAPPLES
"I think I want pineapples" Sasuke muttered indifferently.
"Me too" replied Sakura
"BATHROOM BREAK" yelled Naruto clutching his behind. He had been drinking spoiled milk again.
"Alright, since you guys are craving pineapples, I will prepare my special…Hatake style... PINEAPPLE SURPRISE!" Kakashi exclaimed.
He rushed to the fruit section and selected some fresh pineapples. Naruto who had returned from his bathroom break was eyeing some spatulas which he seemed to be interested in.
"You can't see what ingredients I purchase are!" demanded Kakashi "Leave NOW! I shall bring the surprise to you! Meet me at GYTC!"
Team seven left the grocery store looking bewildering and made their way to Guy's Youthful Training Center. Guy greeted them with his usual glowing smile.
"Life treatin' ya good" he flashed them another winning smile.
The three nodded and as they entered they were greeted with a kick by Lee.
"FALCON KICK" Lee exclaimed
"Stop making allusions Lee! " Sakura exclaimed
"Sorry…"
Tenten and Neji were training on the other side of the first room.
Tenten threw various weapons at Neji who exclaimed "HADOUKEN!"
"Neji! Not you too" Sakura frowned
Meanwhile, Sasuke pondered the pineapple surprise, wondering whether it would taste good with hot sauce or ketchup, he could not decide which. His taste was peculiar, like his hair.
I don't know if I will be able to decide. Hot sauce or ketchup? Maybe soy sauce….what would Itachi do?
Itachi communicated with him telepathically from an undisclosed location.
Saasukkeee… USE THE MAYONAISSE
Of course! Why didn't I think of it before! Mayo….
Make me a sandwich…make me a sandwich
Who is this? This isn't Itachi!
It's Choji…I'm huuungrryyy
"CHOJI GET OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!" Sasuke bellowed unaware he was speaking out loud.
Suddenly all eyes turned to Sasuke. Sakura looked heartbroken
He loved Choji all along….
"I'm..leaving" Sakura burst out of the room
Meanwhile in Sasuke's head, Orochimaru was on the other line of his telepathy.
MOM! Is this you?
No….this is Sasuke
OH! Sasuke, did you get the muffins I ordered yet
No
What kind of slave/apprentice are you if you can't even go down to Dunkin Doughnuts and get me some nourishment!
…3 hours later…
"I HAVE THE PINEAPPLE SURPRISE"
-DRAMATIC PAUSE-
Read the next chapter of Pineapple Surprise, to get a taste of the surprise