I Choose You, KABUTO!

by wtfpenname

Orochimaru has a super secret weapon that works EVERY time. Drabble Crack. No Pairings.

I couldn't find any fanfics with this idea in it, so I thought, "HEY, I'LL DO IT." xD Yeah. So random crack. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto and/or Pokemon :(

Note: For those who aren't nerds like me and never seen pokemon, there is a pokemon called Kabuto. Look it up sometime. o-o

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Orochimaru stared at the surrounding enemy ninja. He started to cackled, "You think you could defeat ME?! I have a super secret special weapon!"

The enemy ninja stared at him like he was an IDIOT as he pulled out a pokeball.

Orochimaru cackled again and threw the pokeball, "I CHOOSE YOU, KABUTO."

There was a flash, and then Kabuto. Kabuto was in a Kabuto (the pokemon) costume.

And Orochimaru's super secret weapon worked. The enemy slowly laughed themselves to death.

Kabuto left Orochimaru's lair the next day, and never came back.

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Fear the retardedness. xD R&R.