Okey so I wanted to do something a little different. Something that may get me back into writing. Now, I've seen many people attempt this. Only a few have succeeded. I am going to attempt a count down. Every day until Christmas, I am going to post a chapter of this story. The chapters will vary from short to long, depending on how much time and creativeness I have to work with. This is my big submission for SasoDei Month :3 Please enjoy~
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WARNING: YAOI
Genre: Romance/Friendship
Rated: T
Naruto © Kishimoto
Hey Hey (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
So...The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You up for it?
RE: Hey Hey (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Hm...let me think about that…
...
No.
Don't be like tht D: (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
It's the return of RHOBH! How can you not want to watch that with me? What about Dance Moms?
I will be like that. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Didn't Dance Moms end already? I really don't care about RHOBH nor do I care about any of the other RHO installments. Try again.
What about… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
CrazySexyCool? That's coming on tonight! :DDD
How about… (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
No. Try again.
Yanno… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Basketball Wives Season Finale is on tonight…
Try again. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
…
We can… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Try Syfy?
We may be getting somewhere. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
You know I hate VH1, yet you still persist. Syfy is alright. It's near Halloween too. They should be showing some horror movies.
31 Days of Halloween ;) (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Horror movie marathon :D
Sounds good (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Just don't chicken out, okey? I know how you can be with horror movies, brat.
Pfft. Me? Chicken. Hah! (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
You're a funny guy, Danna. You know that? Real funny. I won't chicken out this time, you just wait and see!
Right. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Now, seriously, get back to work. Just because I have the day off to help my grandmother move doesn't mean you have a day off as well.
Alright Alright (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Don't get your panties in a knot. Tell Granny Chiyo I said "hey" and that she should totally make some cookies for me, because unlike her real grandson I'm totally awesome and make sure to call her everyday :)
Couple of things… (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
1. I wear boxers, thank you very much. 2. Granny says "hello" and she already made a batch which I will bring over later. 3. You're not awesome. 4. You only call her because I refuse to watch and gossip about Keeping Up with the Kardashians with you.
RE: Couple of things… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
1. I know. I must say...they're very silky. Tell me, Sasori Danna, are you perhaps gay? 2. AWEEEESOME! TELL HER SHE'S THE BEST AND I LOVE HER! 3. I am too. 4. I need to gossip with someone! Pein refuses to share Konan. D:
RE:RE: Couple of things… (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
1. I'm not gay. 2. How'd the hell did you know… 3. To reduce her real message to a minimum, "ditto".
RE:RE:RE: Couple of things… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
1. That doesn't sound very convincing (eyebrow wiggle) 2. I've watched you change in the changing room. Perks of you being my co-worker~ Wake up every morning to see that lovely fine ass. By fine ass, I mean yours of course. 3. Are we going to continue this pointless counting game?
Fuck You. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Seriously. Get back to work, brat. You're giving me a headache. And here I thought to myself. I'll be free of that annoying blond for today! Nope.
Squidward Danna (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Awh poor Squid!Danna~ You'll never get rid of Sponge!Dei~ (heart)
Dumb Sponges and Sea Stars (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Fuck your SpongeBob and your Patrick.
SpongeBob Yaoi…? (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
You're into SpongeBob yaoi, Danna? How naughty (eyebrow wiggle) I can see how you ship PatSponge. Their bestfriendlyness is so flamboyant. However, I can totally see some SquidSponge action ;)
Just. Shut. Up. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
The only thing flamboyant here is you!
Don't flatter yourself, hun. (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Puh-lease. I am no flaming homo nor am I a "thing". For I haven't been set on fire...yet. Honestly, the nerve of you. Hey...If you stare at the word sponge for a while it starts to look weird...sponge...sponge. xD weeeeird
Please, brat… (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
I'm begging…just leave me alone. Go back to work.
Ol' Mighty Danna~ (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Bow down to your awesome King Deidara~
…
Yanno, know one is forcing you to keep answering your emails. x3
"..." (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
I hate you.
^3^ (heart) (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
I love you too, Sasori~
Wait… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Sasori! You forgot to tell me what time you'd be coming over!
Danna? (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Dannnnnnnaaaa! You ass! Answer meeeee!
J,SVKDSSKJLCX (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
SASORI! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT! HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN TO CLEAN MY APARTMENT SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE A TOTAL SLOB?!
Ugh! You're such a bastard! (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
Seriously!
Hey… (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
I'm sorry
ARGH FINE! (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
FUCK YOU TOOOOO!
:I (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
See you tonight at 10?
Idiot. (sasori_akasuna_118) to (imbombastic_505)
Yes. Now leave me alone, brat.
Prick. (imbombastic_505) to (sasori_akasuna_118)
You're so mean to me (pouts)
Ding. Dong.
"Coming, un!" Deidara yelled from his kitchen. "Shit, shit, shit," he muttered. The blond zoomed around his home in an attempt to clean up.
Ding. Dong.
"I said I'm coming!" he groaned. With the kitchen pathetically cleaned he moved on to the living room. "Damn it, Hidan. This is all your fault!" he growled. "Clothes everywhere…" Deidara worked fast and kicked random things such as CDs and DVDs under the couch.
"Brat," a voice sighed.
Deidara dropped the clothes in his arms and turned sharply on his heels. Placing a hip on his hand he scowled, "how the fuck did you get in, un?!"
Sasori chuckled and twirled a key on his finger. "Those "best friend" necklaces you made are pretty useful after all."
The blond pouted and stomped a single foot, "ugh! You're no fun." He looked down at the dirty clothes now at his feet and sighed. "I was almost done too…"
The redhead pocketed the key and made a dismissing hand motion. "Yeah, yeah, brat. It's not that bad. I've seen worse."
"Oh, yeah?"
Sasori nodded and plopped down on the couch. "Mhm. Have you ever been to Hidan's house?"
The blond picked his clothes back up and shook his head. "No." He knew the platinum blond was messy, but he couldn't be that bad...Could he?
The redhead smirked and pulled out his phone. With a couple of swipes here and there he turned the phone towards Deidara. "This…" he gestured to the picture, "is Hidan's house."
"Oh...God. Wow…"
"Uhuh. Scary right?"
Deidara blinked a few times and turned his head. "Well, hell...It is pretty scary," a smiled danced across his lips, "but you know what's scarier?"
"Hm?"
"31 Days of Halloween!" Deidara cheered excitedly. "I'm going to go put these clothes up and make some snacks. Could you pull the channel up?"
Sasori nodded and leaned over grabbing the remote. "Sure, just hurry up, okey?"
"Yeah, yeah." Deidara threw the clothes in his small laundry room and dashed to the kitchen. "Tonight's gonna be awesome, un," he looked through the bar and saw the redhead staring at the commercials boredly. The blond couldn't help but smile. "He's too cute," he chuckled.
"Brat, stop staring and make the damned snacks already."
"EH! Sorry, Danna. Right on it!"
Two horror movies later…
"Brat," Sasori sighed yanking the blond's hair lightly. "Brat...Deidara," he tugged the blond locks again.
Deidara poked his head out from Sasori's neck and looked up at the redhead. "Is it over…?"
Sasori rolled his eyes, "I told you you'd chicken out."
The blonde scowled and buried his face in his best friend's neck once again. "Shuddup," he muttered blushing.
The redhead rolled his eyes again and wrapped an arm around his friend casually. With his free hand he grabbed the remote and set the T.V. on mute. "Why do you even bother to try and watch horror movies if you know that you can't stand them?"
A mumbled answer came from his neck.
"Come again, brat?"
Deidara lifted his head again. "I want to watch them because you like them…"
Sasori raised an eyebrow, "and?"
"And...I just want to spend time with my best friend. Is that wrong, un?"
The redhead rolled his eyes, "I guess not. I do like other movies, yanno?"
"But horror is your favorite. And it got you to come over."
"You're such a nuisance, you know that?" the redhead smirked and changed the channel.
Deidara raised an eyebrow, "what're you doing?"
"Finding a movie."
"But-"
"How do you feel about Tim Burton?"
Deidara blinked, "I like his movies…"
Sasori gave a small smile and unmuted the T.V.. "Good."
The blond's eyes lit up and his smile grew as the apartment was filled with the music of Halloween town from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. "You know me so well, un~"
Sasori gave a small snort, "of course I do."
Deidara chuckled and wrapped his arms around the redhead and kissed his shoulder. "Thanks."
"Yeah, yeah. Don't get all lovey dovey on me, Sally."