My name is Mary Lou Yukke and I have a story to tell. Years ago I had a close friend who was a prince. Prince Bowser Koopa was his name and he was a sweet boy. He married a woman, Clawdia Koopa, and became king. They were very happy and had many children but I'm jumping ahead of myself.
I have a sister named Bibinba, and she loved Bowser; maybe it was his biker hair style or his rough look. My sister loved my best friend so it was no surprise that she gave herself to him. She said "it was a wonderful experience and you will never feel true love as I have". But his mother couldn't stand that we looked different, so Mama Kuppa shunned me and my sister. Bowser and I kept writing, he will always be in my heart, as will my sister. She had two children by him, but again I'm getting ahead.
Bowser and I have know each other since grade school, we were always so close. We looked different but it didn't matter, and when my sister told me her feelings I was so happy for the both of them. I set up a date between them; they both hit it off well. It seemed like a happy ending for the two but Mama Kuppa didn't like it. She chased my sister away. We ran from home and the life we knew but met a kind short man. His name was Toad and he needed our help. Well, with my sister pregnant and nowhere to stay we went with the man. We went to a new world were all the people were little and they had funny mushroom looking hats. Everyday they were plagued by Goombas, Weird tiny big mouthed creatures that aren't very strong but a major nuisance, Ptooies, plants with razor sharp teeth that can spit spikes, Sledge brothers, giant twin turtles that throw sledge hammers plus whenever they jump and land on the ground they create a miniature earthquake which can paralyze, and they were attacking day after day! The Yoshi's, cute little dinosaur creatures, tried to help but they had their own world to care for.
Me and my sister stepped in and chased the bad guys out, the best we could. We became queens of that land and my sister had a daughter. She named her Peach, the only thing she had of her former lover. My sister was happy once again so I left, I made my own kingdom over the Yoshis, a world of nothing but water, and a dessert. Still there were mushroom people living in that water land and dessert world. I watched over them and protected them from the enemies of those worlds like Angry sun, a sun in the dessert that swoops down and attacks people, or Cheep–cheeps, fish that swim after you in the water world. I was very happy with my life, I met a nice mushroom man and had a daughter, as well, that I named Daisy.
Over this time Bowser wrote to me, telling of his arranged marriage to Clawdia Koopa. "Dear Mary Lou, it's been awhile since I've seen you and your sister,Bibinba. How is she? My wife and I just had a child,Ludwig von Koopa. Mama Kuppa says he's going to be the heir to my throne, how nice right? Already mama is thinking of my death, BWAHAHA. I do love the old bat dearly though. I hear you two are ruling over the mushroom kingdom, that's great! Some of the creatures you chased away were left in the cold so I took them and they live in my realm. Ice, lava, you name it I've got it all and they can stay there. I hear the Yohsis and the mushroom people praise you both. I wish I was there to support you, but what Mama Kuppa wants Mama gets. Your friend, 'King of the Koopas', Bowser."
He will always be a wonderful man and his wife an understanding and forgiving woman, or at least she seems. Clawdia has always been after great things and wanted Bowser. We met her in High school, she found out Bowser was a prince and she wanted that greatness. She wanted to be queen, not a princess. I found out she told lies to Mama Kuppa to keep my sister from him; knowing that I couldn't break Bowser's heart and tell him of a child that he could never see, so I kept that from him. It seemed like Clawdia would get what she wanted, she was a queen with children that would rule after her, and all the bad guys from my and my sister's kingdoms, if we even got close but by the fifth child, Wendy O. Koopa, the one he calls his first daughter, I had to tell him. I wrote: "Dear 'King of the Koopas', I am truly happy for von Koopa sounds like he is becoming a well rounded young man composing Koopa Symphonies, I hear they sound terrible but you have to start somewhere. Lemmy Koopa, may seem childish and immature but give him some time; I remember a young prince that didn't like his vegetables. Roy Koopa will grow out of bulling Lemmy and Iggy. He just wants someattention but don't be afraid to punish him. You make Iggy Koopa seem like a genus in training and that's wonderful, Bowser. You should enroll him in an advanced school for children. And now I get to Wendy O. Koopa, you say you worry about spoiling your only daughter, well don't. I'm sorry my friend I should have told you this sooner, but Bibinba had a baby girl. She named her Peach; that is your first child and the true heir to your throne. I know we had a falling out when I told you some things about your wife. You fought me on it but this I tell you is true. I can't go to you but please come see Peach one day. Your friend, 'Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom', Mary Lou."
Of course Bowser had to see this child I told him of so he sent for her. Bibinba was overjoyed to know Bowser wanted to see his daughter. When he saw her there was no doubt that she was his child. She was an adult by that time, so the age matched up and she looked exactly like my sister. Her stay was cut short; a man by the name of Mario kidnapped her and brought her to young Toad. Bowser told me of this mysterious man in red and I asked around to find out about him. Grandpa Yoshi was the one who told me of him. "His name is Mario." Grandpa Yoshi said, "Mario, was the child we saved years ago. I was a young handsome Yoshi back then. Yes, all the girls wanted me, but one day I hear crying in a distance. I and my brothers found a tiny baby. It wasn't a mushroom child because it had on a red hat and no mushroom head. It seemed that he was lost but us Yoshis never leave an infant stranded. Using our sense of smell we tracked down his family. We went all over the land passing him from brother to brother, until we got him safely to his home. Had we have known what type of a man he would become I would have left him! He finds the mushroom babies and eats them, then doubles in size. He eats the food stored for the winter and gains fire power. He takes the mushroom kids clothes and gets the ability to fly. The Tanooki people usually keep to themselves but Mario beats them then wears their skins; he can fly and turn into a statue. The sweet cleaver pets of the mushroom people; he takes, hollows out, then wears their skins, and is given the ability to breathe underwater. He takes the stars wishes and is invincible for a short while. Plus he takes our babies and throws them. Sometimes we throw are own eggs at him but they don't effect him."