As the title says it's a random Musashi x Hiruma drabble
"What do you want, fucking old man?" Hiruma frowned and wasn't very pleased about Musashi's offhanded visit.
"Nothing," he replied calmly.
'Then why are you here,' the Elf-boy thought, but said instead, "Then go out of my house!"
Musashi grinned slightly. "I'm here because I wanted to see you," he answered as if he could read Hiruma's mind, "And since when is this YOUR house."
Totally disregardful, he only responded at the second part, "Then go the fuck out of my room, better?"
"Your room, my house, so no."
Oh right how could he forget: Musashi built this house so it was his… Such nonsense. "I pay for it, so it's my room, fucking geezer, and I've never missed to pay the rent. So. Go. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room!!! " he yelled furiously. Musashi really got on his nerve. Why couldn't he let him be? Was it really that difficult to understand his words? Spoke he so vaguely, or was 'the fucking geezer' just that dump? Hiruma trended to the second option. Yeah, Musashi was just dump. Or so he hoped.
He looked nonchalantly at Hiruma and smirked a bit, "What if I would cancel the rental agreement?"
Musashi didn't say that, did he? Unbelievable what he heard, Hiruma took one of his weapons and aimed at him. "I would fucking kill you!!!" was his response. He breathed out deeply. Tried to calm his voice down and he even managed it halfway, "I won't ask it again, so what the hell do you want?" his weapons still aimed at Musashi.
Without anymore hesitation he said straight out, "I want to fuck you." And with these words Musashi stepped up to Hiruma.