My explaination!!! xD

Written by; Poison-chan
Staring; Poison, Dylan, Kylie, and Kylie
Reasoning; Lack of updates!

Walking into the room, our favorite aqua haired girl grinned before waving. "Ello my lovely victims! Sorry I have been all MIA on you! But Poison-Chan here has been…well…let's have her explain!"

Jumping through the magical bright box of light, Dylan tackled the black and electric blue haired writer, spilling her generic root beer.

"DYLAN!"

"Sorry boss!" Dylan saluted causing Poison to sigh.

"So what's up chika?"

"Well, you need to explain to your readers why you have been all silent and missing." Poison blinked through her thick black rimmed glasses and rolled her eyes.

"Okay fine! Well…let's make this a list eh?"

Pulling up a new word document, the teenaged girl started to type. Words appeared on the screen of life. Dylan licked them.

'1. School sucks anal probes.' Dylan made a face at this, sticking her tongue out. "Eww that's gross!"

Poison sighed. "I'm not done!"

'Why? Because I get sick a lot and miss a lot of school so….lots of homework and no time to write. Plus my journalism class takes all the amazing ideas away from me and my muse.' Dylan nodded, agreeing. "Yea, I remember that idea on putting Sasuke, Gaara and Hiei in a room with only se-" Poison quickly covered her mouth, glaring and blushing.

'2. Guess who's training to be a tattoo artist?! ME! Muwahahaha, now I can poke people with sharp and pointy things!

3. Plot bunnies run away a lot. They suck. Even though What The has no plan anymore…still.

4. I get distracted easily.'

Dylan snorted at this pointing at Poison's newly dyed hair; top half black, bottom half blue with streak in bangs, that was cut in level with her chin once. Poison stuck her tongue out at her muse before typing once more.

'5. I got a boyfriend, dumped him because he was a mute antisocial type and I cant handle that!!

6. My doctors are evil and said less sugar and no caffeine. They think it would help with my sleeping problems but now I cant sleep my normal two hours.' Poison glared at the caffeine-free root beer before looking at the floating words.

"Well, that's about it. Oh and now I have Young Authors and this SasuNaru writing contest to work on but I will update soon! I have a one-shot ready to post in a few days, a new chapter of both What The and Not Again! Also, I may write another lemon for my friend. Her and Sasori this time. KYLIE YOU WHORE!!"

Dylan grinned and laughed, while both real and muse-less Kylies appeared onto to strangle the two while the screen faded away. Not a moment later, Dylan and Kylie appeared in a hole with grins.

"And tha-tha-that-aht-tha-that's all forks!" Kylie turned to Dylan's. "I thought it was spoons?

Dylan shrugged. "Okay, sporks."