Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping-pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House! The Loud house theme song chance to the alf theme song. Lincoln loud said Hey What's going on here? Luna Loud said dudes look over there are singing cats can we help them. The loud kids said ok. The Talking Cats said Ahoooo, Gordon Ooooo, Ooooo (Gordon) Ahoooo, Gordon Ooooo, Ooooo (Gordon) Ahoooo, Gordon Ooooo, Ooooo (Gordon) The Cat and Luna loud said Gordon sent us into outer space. The rest of the cats and loud kids said 'Cause there ain't no one like you in the Melmacian race. luna loud said Teach us, send us, Gordon make us twitch. You're the only one that can scratch our itch.
So Gordon, Gordon, put us in stitches.
There ain't no one like you in this place.
Melmac is nuts, but worse than that
Melmac is really no place for cats.
But Gordon you've got an angle on things.
You're the only one here who sings and swings.
Yaeh, Gordon send us into outer space
'Cause there ain't no one like you in the Melmacian race.
Teach us, send us, Gordon make us twitch.
You're the only one that can scratch our itch.
So Gordon, Gordon, put us in stitches.
There ain't no one like you in this place.
Hey Gordon, come on and make us dance. Luna Loud Turn off the TV. (waking up from a dream): ALF said "No more 'tabby paw pie' for me before bedtime!" Lily Loud said poo poo.