Questioning – Questions Only
A.N. This is a dialogue between the Doctor and Jack shortly after a regeneration. Prior to this they had lived together like a little domestic married couple. Jack doesn't recognise the Doctor at first, hence the confusion. It's based on a game played on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" called 'Questions Only' where the contestants have to have an entire conversation completely in question form! Enjoy.
"Is that you, Doctor?"
"What would you do if I said yes?"
"Are you saying yes?"
"Does it look like me?"
"Don't you change the way you look?"
"Have you seen me do that?"
"Are you saying you do?"
"How do you know about it?"
"Haven't you seen your fan sites on the internet?"
"Which ones?"
"Do you not know?"
"What sort of things are on them?"
"Do you remember that time you were in Cardiff with the 'bomb'?"
"Was that the time with the Slitheen?"
"Is that what it was?"
"Did you not know that?"
"Did anyone?"
"So is that on the website?"
"Have you not had a look?"
"Will you show me please?"
"Do you want to look now?"
"Do you have the time to show me?"
"Are you busy?"
"Do you have your computer with you?"
"Did I remember to put it in the car?"
"Does it have the internet on it?"
"Did you pay the bills?"
"Was I supposed to pay that?"
"Do you not know what a bill is?"
"Is it not them paying us?"
"So do we not have the internet then?"
"Do you think I can fix it with my sonic screwdriver?"
"Do you think you could remember to pay the bills next time?"
"What with?"
"Can't you get a job?"
"Doing what??"
"Couldn't you become an engineer or something?"
"Why do I have to get a job?"
"Why do I have to be the housewife?"
"Do you really want to eat my cooking?"
"What's wrong with your cooking?"
"Have you never eaten my food?"
"Should I have?"
"Do you want to live?"
"Am I not going to if I eat your food?"
"No."