DISCLAIMER: I do not own Batman or WonderWoman or the Justice League or any other characters related and/or mentioned.
This is a little thing that came to me after reading the latest story from The_Lady_Iris titled "Sushi Ocean " chapter titled Wild. If you haven't read it you should. Heck if you love anything to do with Batman/WonderWoman you should read all of her stories right now. She is a fantastic writer!
Two things:
First I know this is not how it happened in the story , but imagine if it did.
Second , Batman if very OCC , but hey that's the fun of it.
Enjoy! And thanks for reading !!
Officer Patrick MacGregor had been with the Gotham Ciy police department for almost 26 years. During that time he's seen many , many things , some good , some bad , and some very strange almost unbelievable stuff. Hell he'd been on the force before there was even a Batman in Gotham. So he would say he's seen or heard it all.
Until today that is.
Over the years he's glimpsed the dark knight here and there at various crime scenes , but this was the first time he'd been within 10 feet of the capped crusader much less to be actually speaking to the man. However strange that may have been , this was the situation he found himself in this evening.
Blinking dumbly at the masked man standing before him he did not know what to say or think. After listening to his story , in detail , all he could really come up with was a brief summary of events.
"Let me get this straight … um … Batman. You claim that Wonder Woman , the Amazon , had pushed you down, tore off all you clothes , then proceeded to make mad passionate love to you for hours on end. Is that correct sir ?"
"Yes officer that is correct."
"And you didn't try to stop her?"
"She is very strong and was most determined to have her way."
" I see. Hmmm .... So what ? You're here to file a ….. what ??? …. rape report or something against her ?"
"Oh , hell no officer. No such thing."
"You're not?"
"Nope , not at all."
"So why are you telling me all this then ?"
"Officer ……. I'm telling everybody."