Caillou was really bored one rainy afternoon just playing all by himself in his room. He was waiting for Rosie to wake up from her nap so they could play "Knight rescues princess" like she promised.
After an hour, Caillou's little Rosie walked into his room, eager to play with her big brother. "Caillou and Rosie play!" yelled the two-year-old girl excitedly. "Okay Rosie," Caillou began in his irritating voice, "Let's go to the Garage! Daddy has a new tool that would make a very nice sword!"
"Yay!" Cried Rosie. The two made their way to the Garage where Caillou found Daddy's chainsaw just lying on a wooden table. Caillou and Rosie's game turned out to be really fun where Caillou was swinging the Chainsaw around, pretending to fight a dragon, until a drop of rain from the leaky ceiling fell onto the chainsaw, causing it to short-circuit and start on its own. Caillou could not control the wild device, and it eventually ended up shredding Rosie's stomach, causing blood and parts of her internal organs to go flying everywhere.
Mommy and Daddy soon heard the chainsaw noises and Rosie's violent squealing and immediately ran to the Garage. They were horrified at the sight of Caillou struggling with Daddy's bloody chainsaw and Rosie crying and screaming at the top of her lungs and running around the garage like a deranged lunatic with all her insides spilling everywhere, until she eventually succumbed to her injuries and fell dead on the floor in front of Mommy and Daddy, spewing out the last of her blood and internal organ particles in their faces.
Daddy angrily grabbed the Chainsaw from Caillou and turned it off with ease. Caillou did not know what to say to Mommy and Daddy, who were staring at him with real angry looks, and had drips of blood and flesh on their faces.
"CAILLOU," Mommy said in a furious tone, "DADDY AND I HAVE BEEN VERY PATIENT WITH YOU, BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!" Tears began forming in Caillou's eyes and he whimpered, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! Rosie and I were just playing….." Daddy was really really angry now.
"JUST PLAYING?! JUST PLAYING!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU AND ROSIE NOT TO PLAY WITH ANY OF MY TOOLS?! ESPECIALLY MY CHAINSAW!?" Yelled Daddy.
"THAT'S IT, CAILLOU!" Yelled a furious Mommy. Both parents then proceeded to strip Caillou butt naked and threw him into the car. They drove off into the city and threw Caillou out of the car, where everyone could see Caillou's little pecker and laughed at how small it was. Caillou, then ran around crying until the police handcuffed him to a tree and threw the key away as his punishment for indecent exposure. THE END
A/N: Hey guys! If you like this story, suggest an item that can cause Rosie's death in the reviews and I will make a story around it!