Albert de Morcef popped his collar with bucket loads of swag as he slowly walked into the Roman Gaynival. He reached down to grab the hand of his beloved friend, Franz d'Epinay, but Franz was not in the mood for Albert's antics. Albert and Franz had just gotten into an argument about who has tighter pants to show off their family jewels, and now Franz was furious at Albert. Albert felt really horrible about the argument, especially since he has an undying passion for Franz.
When they got into the carnival, Albert instantly wanted to go on the Ferris wheel.
He asked Franz to go on with him, but Franz told him he didn't want to be stuck on a Ferris wheel car with him. Obviously, Franz hasn't forgiven Albert. Franz slowly galloped away into the sunset to get some cotton candy while Albert went on the Ferris wheel. Since there was only one car left, he had to get into a car with a stranger.
After getting into the car, he realized he was paired with a very beautiful woman, but too bad Albert bats for the other team. She had long, black hair and a very distinctive jaw line. Albert felt a thud on the floor suddenly, and found a grapefruit on the floor.
"Aye shawty, is this cho grapefruit?" Albert questioned the beautiful woman as he slowly picked up the grapefruit from the floor.
"Oh yeah, that's my chest... Warmer."
"What's a darn tootin' chest warmer?" Albert pondered out loud.
"It's a thing to... Uh... Keep my chest warm..." The beautiful woman said in a nervous tone.
"Sounds legitt."
The Ferris wheel ride was long and Albert couldn't wait to be done with it so he could go tell Franz how sorry he was. He hoped that Franz would take him back. Suddenly, the beautiful woman who had ridden with him in the Ferris wheel stopped him.
"Would you like to spend the rest of the day at the Roman Gaynival with me?" She asked in a sweet tone.
"#Sorrynotsorry gurl. I got my man to meet and apologize to," Albert said in a not – meant – to – be sassy tone.
"Oh, okay then. I was just thinking, maybe you liked me, but guess not..." The beautiful woman said slowly turning away from Albert.
"Gurl, I bat for the other team!"
"You mean to say-"
"I like my women with flesh swords," Albert said with a sly smile on his face.
"Well you know-" the 'women' started.
"K bai beyotch!" Albert interrupted like the sassy butt cave he is. He immediately skipped off, leaving rainbow glitter on the ground behind him. The women started to hear "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani being played in the distance. Looking over, "she" saw Noirtier de Villefort having a diva-off with a Royalist General. She was positive GleeCon wasn't for another three weeks.