YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
Buzz, Woody, and the gang were all getting ready for the big day that Andy gets back from college.
"I'm so excited!" said Buzz "We've been waiting all year for this day!"
When they were almost ready, Mr. Potatoehead shouted, "He's here, he's here!"
"Okay, okay people places," said Woody excitedly. "Let's do this just as we practiced."
As Andy got into the house he was greeted by his mom and his sister. After that he started towards his room.
"This is going to be the best darn welcoming party ever!" said Jessie.
As Andy came closer, Buzz climbed onto the dresser, waiting for the unsuspecting victim. Andy got to his room laid down his bag and bent over to take off his shoes.
"To easy." said Buzz. He spread his wings and plummeted for his butthole screaming "MISSION CONTROL, I'M HEADING FOR BASE!" He made impact broke through his pants, and dove deep into a very tight anus.
Woody ripped the front side of his pants took out Andy's cock and shoved it up his own plastic anus, yelling, "There's a snake in my boot-tay!"
"What the fuck?" Andy screamed as his toys came to life and sexually assaulted him.
"Out of the way, Woody!" Jessie called as she swung her lasso around in preparation. There was a little popping noise as Andy's penis was released from its plastic prison. "Yehaw!" She yelled and lassoes her master's cock. Then, with a mighty jerk, she ripped it clean off his body, where it flew into the fish bowl.
"Someone's poisoned the waterhole!" cried Woody as he dove in after it and Buzz surfaced out of Andy's butthole for air.
Andy tried to get away, but those three creepy fucking green alien things stopped them with their own most favorite toy.
"The claw!" They exclaimed simultaneously, shoving a giant clawed fist up his butt.
Andy's screams of pain brought Woody back from the love making he was doing to the dick in the fish bowl and jumped out and hurried over to Buzz and the others. Unfortunately, they also alerted Andy's mother and sister.
"What's going on in-" His mom asked, stopping short when she saw the massacre.
"Kill her!" Jessie yelled.
The Potatoeheads shoved themselves down her throat, and after a short while later, both appeared crawling out of her vagina. Next the sister walked in. The three aliens put their fist into saw blade mode and tore her up, Buster humping her all the while.
With those two problems eliminated, Woody and the gang turned their attention back to Andy, who was sobbing with his pants hanging in tatters around his ankles in the corner.
"Come on! Back to work Andy!" Woody said, heading towards him with his rape face on.
"Why are you doing this to me?" Andy cried.
"Because you're my favorite deputy!" Yelled Woody as he, Jessie, and Buzz leaped onto him, the green aliens fisting him from all sides.
"Look what I found!" Said Rex, holding a dildo and a vibrator. "Andy brought new toys!"
"Alright! Let's test that shit out!" Buzz said taking the dildo and plunging it up Andy's asshole. "To infinity and beyond!"
Rex then took the vibrator and put it in Andy's mouth, turning it on high, breaking his jaw.
"This is no fun!" Said Buzz, tossing the dildo aside with his own rape face on. "I like to do things with my hands."
As Woody was shoved up the hole that used to be his penis, Andy realized he didn't really mind. Enjoyed it even. Because he loved his toys.
"You got a friend in me." Woody said to Andy as the fuckage continued around him, the only thing he could hear. "And I'm a friend in you." He said going back under.