This story is FICTIONAL. also M, enjoy.
P.S I do not own Ezio, Chuck Norris, Lord Pingu, the Illuminati or Armageddon.
There once was a giant penis whom's mother loved a large amphibian. One day the mailman was caught by the mafia and the penis, masturbating to kitty porn. This was erotically weird because he was allergic to the Illuminati. Suddenly the Illuminati did a Chuck Norris and gutter stomped Bieber. Then Ezio Auditore made out with Jai‐Mi "THERE IS NO HYPHEN" the duck yelled at his testicles "YOU NEVER LISTEN" Jai Mi cried out. She'd gotten herpes and aids and gonorrhoea from the Lord Pingu. "BLEACHED ANAL CAVITY YOU MUST EXCRETE" Jai Mi heard Armageddon yell, "FUCK ME SENSELESS". Apple sauce grenades were then thrown and we all died.