how human came to be 1

DISCLAIMER: (why do we even put these? We know all you really want is the story) this is an idea that my friend Noelle came up with. I just decided to elaborate on it. I'm the only one who really has any balls to write it. I don't own any of these characters except for my own. Sammy or Samantha. Samantha is only really used when someone is mad at her. Please don't hate me. It's just an idea and I could have made this so much worse. No one has really ever done Beast Wars Yaoi before so I think I'll start now.

Back when the Beast Wars first began, everyone knows that the Maximal ship, the Axalon and the Predicon ship, the Darkside both landed on earth. But what most people don't know is that the Megatron and Optimus of this time are just reincarnations of their original selves. There have been many clues as to why this has happened but that story is for another time.

It was a peaceful day on earth. No one was fighting. Nothing was going on. Where were all the bloodshed and body parts flying off? Megatron was just enjoying a peaceful bath with his duck; whose name we do not know so we shall call him the duck for now. So no one will have any problems with the name.
"And how are you today my little play thing?" Megatron said as he looked at his little toy with joy. "Things seem to be going really slowly this time now haven't they?"
"Squeak"
"That's what I thought"
"MEGATRON! MEGATRON!"
"What is it? Who's there?"
"It's me Megatron sir. Samantha. I'm here with the latest report."
"Very well. Bring it to me."

Megatron watched the door open to see Sammy with her long golden hair tied up on top of her head. She put her face so close to his that he could clearly see her blue irises. Megatron pushed her away slightly.
"What do you have to report?"
"The Maximals are planning to build a ray that'll send a message through time and space to get to Cybertron."

Megatron stared at his duck for a moment. "They never seem to learn do they?"
"No sir they don't."
"Hmm. Tell me, Samantha,"
"You can call me Sammy sir."
"Uh, Yesss, of course. Well then Sammy, Why is it that you've evolved more then the other anthropoids in the area."

"Uh well sir, I'm not from around here. I'm a renegade like you."
"Fair enough." Megatron set his duck back into the water and watched it float on its merry way.
"Will there be anything else that you need sir?"
"Not at the moment, no. You may leave. Tell Inferno that I want him to round up the others and we're going to prepare a sneak attack on the Maximals. No one builds a signal ray on Predicon territory and gets away with it."
"Yes sir."
Samantha ran off to find Inferno. Megatron laid back in his bath and enjoyed what little time he had left, occasionally laughing at his duck for spinning in circles.

The Maximals reached the top of the hill, not too far from the Predicon base.
"I don't like it here Optimus. We might as well tell the Preds' ta come n' blow us sky high."
"Easy there Rattrap. I doubt the Preds' even know we're here."
"Yoinks. Missile fire. It's coming from over that hill."
"Cheetor, go investigate."
"I'm on it Big Bot."
"I should go with him."
"No Dinobot. We still need you to help us with the array."

Cheetor runs off to find Tigertron lying on the floor. He turns to see Tarantulas getting ready to fire at him.
"Don't think about it Web-face. I might just pull this trigger."
Tarantulas throws down his gun. Cheetor moves in closer and gets hit by the lock ray. Both are then carried away back to the Predicon base.

The array is finished. They only need Rhinox now to give them the disk. Someone comes, but it isn't whom they wanted. Terrorsaur Came out of nowhere and fired at the Maximals. Optimus gave the order to fight back. Terrorsaur dodged the attacks and then flew off as fast as he could.
"Hey, where's leatha' puss going?"
"He always was a coward."
"Granted…"

Everyone turns in shock to see Megatron standing behind them.
"But he makes an excellent diversion. Predicons, open fire."
Black Arachnia, Tarantulas and Megatron all fire their weapons into the Maximals. Dinobot began to charge at Megatron, but is hit with the lock ray. He is now no longer able to transform until he can be repaired. Black Arachnia starts kicking the shit out of Dinobot. Rattrap finally puts an end to her torment by shooting her off the cliff. But in doing so, he has left himself open to a direct hit by the lock ray.
"Oh no."

"Oh Yesss." Megatron shoots him and Dinobot clear across the mountaintop.
While this is going on, Tarantulas is engaged in battle with Optimus Primal. Optimus manages to beat the spider only to get hit with the lock ray. Optimus picks up a steal beam and hit Megatron's

missiles with it. While Optimus is down, Megatron stands over him and laughs. Rhinox gets there and taps Megatron on the shoulder to get his attention. As soon as Megatron turns around, he meets the end of Rhinox's fist. Megatron is unable to move for the moment. Rhinox checks on Optimus then runs to the array trying to get it online. Just as he puts the code chip in, he's hit with the lock ray. (Gotta love that lock ray. What ever did happen to it?) Megatron gets up and blasts the array sky

high. He laughs menacingly as he watches them go soaring.
"Now then Optimus, are you finally ready to surrender?"
"In your dreams Mega-dork." Cheetor yells as he blasts Megatron from afar.
"Predicons, our job is done here, retreat."
The Predicons take off leaving the Maximals feeling worse then they ever have.
"Well, what shall we do now?"

"I don't know Cheetor. Let's head back to base. I'll stay behind. I just need some time alone."
Cheetor doesn't want to leave his leader but Rhinox helps him along. Optimus stares up at the sky thinking that they'll never return home. Damn Megatron. Damn him and all of his interfering. If he ever saw him again it would be too soon.
"Now what's wrong Primal? Can't take a little hint, yesss."
"Megatron! You better get away from me, there's no telling what I'll do to you in this state."

"Oh come of it Primal. You could never touch me and you know it." Megatron got deadly close to Optimus' face.
"Better not try and tempt me."
"Oh I don't need to tempt you Primal, no. All I have to do is walk in front of you and you'll lose it."
Optimus was fighting his urge to kill Megatron but he knew that it wasn't the Maximal way of doing things, so he restrained himself.

"You wanna fight me so bad Megatron then let me repair myself and meet me at co-ordinates 4-5-8 in the delta quadrant. Be there at midnight."
"So be it Primal. It'll be your funeral."
Optimus just watched Megatron walk away in a fury. What could he do? He had to uphold peace and do what was right. Optimus decided to head back to the back. He was a bot of his word. He wasn't about to go back on it.

A few hours later, Optimus showed up at the meeting point.
"You're late Primal. Punctuality isn't a strong point for you now is it?"
"Shut up Megatron. You know nothing about rule abiding."
"And you don't know how to play dirty." Megatron sat down on a log. He made himself comfortable

and looked Optimus in the eye. "Well Optimus. You called this date, yesss. So what now?"
Optimus looked at Megatron and got this weird look on his face.
"What are you doing? What are you planning to do?"
Optimus pushed Megatron over the log as hard as he thought he possibly could. Megatron, as a natural reaction, grabbed on to Optimus' arms and pulled him down with him. Megatron landed hard on the forest floor. Optimus fell full force on Megatron. Megatron cried out when made impact, Optimus was also crying out from the fall. When they both jolted, they realized something. Their faces

had been pressed together from the fall. Their bodies were as close as Waspinator to sugar but that wasn't the bad part. The bad part was that during the fall, they managed to break off a piece of a nearby tree and it landed on the back of Optimus' legs. They were stuck like that. The only thing they could move was their heads.
"Would you mind getting off of me Primal!"
"You think I like it up here on top of you?"
"You always go on about having to be on top."

"This is not what I meant. If I could destroy you Megatron I would have done so by now."
"I feel the same way Optimus, yesss. When I get out of here, I'm going to tear you into tiny pieces."
"Who says that I'd even let you up?"
"You have to in order to kill me."
"What if I don't kill you? I may have better uses for you. Like you said, I don't play dirty enough."

And with that, Optimus forced his mandibles onto Megatron's and kept them there.
"Oh this is interesting." Samantha lowered her camera from the couple. She paused for a minute, turned around and…
"EW!"

To be continued. Yes it will get dirtier. The first chapters are never really good.