Disclaimer: I don't own The Outsiders.
Warning: Major sarcasm lies ahead. You've been warned.
This is a simple guide on how to make a good Outsiders fan fic. It only takes seven easy steps!
Steps:
One: Make her wear clothing that was totally not worn in that time period!
Skinny jeans, hoodies, band tees, converse, uggs, and sweats all work. This also includes hair styles. (Purple or neon green highlights, teased scene hair)
Two: Make her a Mary Sue!
A weird and strange name? Totally! (Candy Cane, Kit-Kat, Cotton Candy, etc.) Make her have silky soft smooth hair. Make her have stunning, incredible, beautiful, amazing, lovely, gorgeous eyes that shine in the moonlight and even in the daytime! Make her super smart and talented! Oh, you might want to throw in a bad, sad past. (i.e. abusive parents)
Three: Make the canon characters totally out of character.
Make Johnny (who is magically alive) mean! Make Dally a total softy! Make Sodapop have anger issues! This will definitely make readers be more interested!
Four: Make her related to one of the canon characters.
Snow Angel Curtis, Eve Randle, Dolly Winston, Jenny Cade, or even Kate Mathews will do!
Five: Make her magically end up in the 60's when she's actually from the year 2010 or 2011!
Because that is totally realistic and can happen anytime!
Six: Use bad grammar.
Don't capitalize names and other things you need to capitalize! This includes the story title! Oh, and feel free to misspell stuff!
Seven: Use an over-used plotline!
Make her a greaser that doesn't wear a lot of make-up! Make her a Soc that thinks everybody is equal! Make her the long lost sister of one of the canon characters!
Now that your story is just totally amazingly amazing, it should look a little something like this:
My name is mary sue. I'm 16 yrs old and I have long silky soft beautiful stunning gorgeous hair and eyes. i don't now what happened, I was just walking when sudenlly the ground like starts shaking and like I fall and I end up in the 60's. how the fadoodle did that happen?
Well anyways, i was walking when suddenly a van pulls out from the sidewalk and four men come out.
"hey grease" 1 of them say.
Wth is a grease? I tink to myself. "hi" I say.
They start beating me up and one of them starts to unbutton my shirt.
"0mg SMEONE HELP ME!11" I yelled.
"leave her alone!" a voice yelled.
I looked and saw 6 boys running and chasing after the 4 boys. One was really hot, the other was hot too, the other loked like a kicked puppy, the other looked lyk a bad boi, the other had a micky mouze shirt on, and the othr and curly hair.
"r you ok?" the really hot dude asked meh.
"I'm fine." I say and stand up.
"you're really h0t" the bad boy said. The others nod their headz in agreement.
"thx." I say blushing madly.
"i-I think I love you…" the hto guy says.
I look up into his eyes. "I love you too!" I exclaim and we kiss. I break apart after 4 minutes. "wait, wuts your name?" I ask, "I'm mary sue"
"im sodapop Curtis. Even sayz so on my birth certificate!' he then kneeled down on one knee. "mary sue, would you marry meh"
"no, I love dally. Sorry. ):" I say and me and dally kiss.
THE END.
Wasn't that story beautiful?