Author's Note: I posted something like this a while ago, but since it was in script format, it got deleted. This story is based on the movie Can't Hardly Wait.

Summary: There's a big party after the high school graduation, and everyone has a plan. Matt is going to tell Mimi about his feelings for her, TK is going to get revenge on Tai, and Davis is going to get laid. In other words, it's going to be total chaos.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Chapter 1

"Congratulations to the Odiaba High School class of 2006, you have now graduated!"

Matt threw his hat in the air and cheered with everyone else. He couldn't believe four years of high school had already gone by. But it had, and that time of his life was over. And at the end of the summer, he would be off to Boston University. He wasn't thinking about that right now, though. Tonight was the big graduation party, hosted by some girl whose parents were away. There was going to be beer, music, and every inappropriate thing you could think of. Everyone from their class was going to be there.

To Matt though, it was more than just a party. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It was a chance to finally get the girl of his dreams – Mimi Tachikawa.

"Sora!" he shouted, spotting his friend in the crowd of students.

"Hey Matt!" Sora ran up to him and gave him a hug. "Can you believe it? We made it!"

"Yeah, I know, crazy right?" He smiled. "Hey did you hear the news? Tai broke up with Mimi yesterday! You know what this means?"

"Oh no." Sora rolled her eyes. Matt had been talking about Mimi for years. "Jesus, just let it go already, it's too late for that."

"Listen Sora," Matt said. "The big party's tonight, and I'm going to get her, I know it…"

"You've been beating yourself up over that girl the past four years. You really think one night is gonna change anything?" Sora asked.

"Yeah. I don't know why, but I have a good feeling about tonight."

Sora tried to talk some sense into him. "But she just dated fricking Tai…the ultimate jock, state champ in three sports, and rich kid. You can't compete with that. After him, she'll never even look at guys like you."

Matt grinned and shook his head at her.

"Matt, high school's over now. You're going to away to college in a couple of months. There's no way this thing is gonna work."

Matt wasn't listening to her. He had a dreamy, faraway look in his eyes. "Damn, she's so beautiful," he muttered.

Sora sighed in frustration. "You're hopeless."

After graduation, Davis went to the local 7-Eleven to meet with his friends, Jay and Bob. They sat down on the curb, Bob's stereo blasting behind them.

"Yo guys, we gonna have a bitchin time at dis party tonight," Jay said, lighting a cigarette.

Bob nodded. "Fo sho."

Jay continued, "I'm gonna get so piss drunk I won't be able to remember a thing. That is, I will after I smoke this weed my cousin hooked me up with."

"I am totally gonna get some action, dude," Davis added. "There's gonna be so much pussy running around at this party…and I'll fuck anything that moves!" he screamed at the parking lot.

"Yeah you are the man, Davis!" Jay exclaimed. They high-fived.

Davis smiled. This was going to be one hell of a night, he thought.

A new song came up on the radio. "Yo, Nsync baby!" Davis shouted excitedly. He jumped up and started to show off his "dance moves". Jay and Bob looked at each other.

After a few seconds, Davis noticed them staring at him. "Yo, isn't Nsync the shiznit?" he asked. They shook their heads.

"Well, screw this then," Davis sneered. "Change the damn station." Bob complied. Kelly Clarkson came on.

"Oh yeah, my new favorite song!" Davis started lip-synching. "Since you been gone, I can't breathe for the first time…Yeah, yeah!"

Jay and Bob got up and walked back into the store, leaving Davis to sing his heart out alone on the pavement.

After graduation, TK assembled his friends Louis and Gilbert in his basement, where they usually hung out. Today, instead of discussing the Lord of the Rings or playing Magic: The Gathering, they were going to make a plan.

"First, let's go over the background information. Exhibit A." TK pointed to something white and red on the table. "This is the underwear I was wearing when Tai gave me a wedgie in the gym locker room freshman year." The white pair of briefs was covered in blood.

"I seem to recall that incident," Louis said. "Didn't you have to go to the hospital?"

"Yes, I had to have my ball sack stitched up. That was painful, but ultimately paled in comparison to the humiliation I felt when I came back to school. Nobody let me forget it…"

"Anyways," TK continued. "Exhibit B – my Sony PlayStation Portable, screen cracked. I worked two summer jobs to save up for this baby, I bring it into school on the first day to play during recess, and Tai immediately breaks it."

"Ouch," Gilbert winced. "How did you recover from that?"

"Well, after a few days of nonstop sobbing in my room, I finally ran out of tears…that's pretty much all there was to it." He moved on to the next item. "Exhibit C – my two front teeth, punched out by Tai in seventh grade. I had braces on at the time, so it was particularly bad…"

30 Minutes Later:

"…and exhibit Z." TK pointed to a jar. "The remains of my beloved cat, Wiggles. Tai ran over him in the street when he got his sports car a couple years ago. Rest in peace, Wiggles."

"Well, that pretty much wraps it up," TK finished. He looked up to see his friends sound asleep.

"Hey guys!"

"Oh, huh?" Louis sat up. "Sorry, kinda lost you on exhibit N, dude."

"We get the idea," Gilbert said, yawning.

"Good…all of this brings me to my point." TK grinned evilly. "Tonight, Tai is going down."

To Be Continued