INFECTED COUNCIL!
HUNTER: I now call this meeting into session.
HUNTER tries to speak over the roar of the other infected.
TANK: Where tiny ant people go? WANT TO PLAY WITH ANT PEOPLE!
WITCH: *sob* No one ever wants to look at me… Why won't people look at me? *sob*
SPITTER: I'll look at you, ba-*cough*-be.
WITCH: DON'T LOOK AT ME! *Claws SPITTER*
CHARGER: WHO WANTS TO ARM WRESTLE?
HUNTER: everyone just shut the FUCK UP!
The HUNTER decides it would be easier to just leave this kind of stuff for the author of Kingdom Hearts; The Short and Honest Version.
This is shit, but it's supposed to be! I wanted someone else to write something like this, but was too damn lazy to do it myself.
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!