Ani- Well hello everyone like I've mentioned in my story Fake Identity, Ask the Kirby Characters has finally come to life with lots of hard work and determination!
Meta Knight- She really just has writers block so she's not working on Fake Identity right now.
Sword- Yea and we're doing most of the work! *sad face*
Ani- Is that a complaint?
Sword- No ma'am *runs back to computer*
Blade- I think stress caught up to her.
Fumu- No kidding...
Kirby- Poyofood!
Bun- I'm hungry
Sword- Me too
Magolor- Me three
Blade- OKAY WE ALL ARE! ANI WHEN DO WE GET FOOD!?
Ani- When we're done with this chapter.
Sword- But that'll take forever..!
Dedede- Is that a complaint?
Blade- Hey does anyone hear a fat penguin talking?
Everyone- Nope.
Meta Knight- Anyway, we should get on with the rules.
Sword and Blade- RULES!?
Sword- *faints*
Kirby- *le gasp* Poyohungry..
Blade- EVERYONE IS YOU PINK CREAMPUFF MARSHMELLOW BALL ANNOYING POYO...THING!
Magolor- Woah.. *0_o*..
Meta Knight- We need rules...
Fumu- Not just for the askers..
Blade- *twitches*
Ani- Everyone GET IT TOGETHER! We must fulfill our destiny!
Dedede- Eating?
Everyone- NO!
Dedede- *sad face*
Galacta Knight- *spams himself in* Yo, I'm hungry do you-
Ani- What? How did you-
Meta Knight- GET OUT! *kicks GK out of house*
Galacta- WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! *fades into distance*
Meta- You lived
Everyone- *0.o'*
Marx- *magically spams in* Hey guys~
Ani- YOU TOO!?
Marx- wut?
Meta Knight- This is why we need rules.
Blade- So...hungry...*collapses next to Sword*
Fumu- Drama queen
Marx- Narcissist
Fumu- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
Marx- I do now
Ani- SILENCE EVERYONE!
Everyone- *cowers*
Galacta- *spams back in* Uh...what's going on?
Dedede- Cower if you don't want to die
Galacta- *sees Ani* ok *o.o*
Ani- Thank you for your services. Now Sword and Blade were supposed to dish out the rules...but seeing as they're not capable of it...Meta Knight will.
Meta- wut?
Galacta- Hehe
Meta- Shut up girly man
Galacta- Am not!
Meta- Are too!
Fumu- I have to side with Meta Knight on this
Galacta- No one asked you!
Meta- No one asked you
Ani- AHEM! ATTENTION OR I WILL USE MY GALACTIC POWERS TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO YOU
Meta- *smacks Galacta*
Galacta- OW! *rubs his face pouting*
Ani- Why did you do that?
Meta- I did it for you *smirks*
Bun- Pffft
Magolor- Well, I guess I'll read some rules *grabs a paper and glasses*
Marx- I didn't know you wore glasses
Magolor- I don't
Marx- Wait...then why-?
Ani- Just read the rules Magolor
Magolor- *clears throat* Ok, so welcome to Ask the Kirby characters! We accept truths, dares, and questions, as long as they are at most T rated. No M rated questions, dares or anything will be tolerated or accepted.
Meta- Also, try not to use innapropriate words such as *lists a bunch*
Kirby- Poyoinnocence...gone...
Ani- This applies for us to Meta!
Galacta- Yeah *shoves Meta*
Meta- DONT TOUCH ME *shoves back*
Galacta- I WILL *shoves again*
Marx- Pervert
Ani- *ignores* Anyway no M rated violence, scenes, or language will be allowed. No hate either, I put lots of effort (about 5 minutes XD) into this
Sword- *wakes up* WHAT DID I MISS!? Oh hey can we have food?
Blade- *wakes up* I WANT FOOD
Kirby- FOOD!
Fumu- *sighs*
Meta- I guess we'll have to end this before anyone goes cannibal
Magolor- Agreed
Ani- Yes we will, anyway post those q's or dares or whatever. I have nothing to do really so I'm trying to find something fun in my life to do.
Fumu- I think you forgot something
Ani- EXCUSE ME?
Fumu- *whispers into ear*
Ani- Oh yea... I'd like to make a few thanks to some people for inspiring me to make one of these ask...things. Thank you XianiaKnight and DatCrownedProblemSolver for putting some light into my dark life~
Meta- wut?
Ani- Don't judge, also Fake Identity is not on hiatus, I'm just in a bit of writers block.
Magolor- MAKE IT A HAPPY ENDING *sobs at my feet*
Ani- *patpat* Tis gonna be alright
Galacta- I'M STILL HUNGRY!
Ani- Jeez, fine you guys can have food *spams in huge buffet of food*
Sword- COME TO ME MY BABY
Blade- *-.-'*...