Here Comes J'onn J'onzz
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Right down the Watch Tower hallways,
Vixen and Booster Gold and all his heroes
Getting on his nerves.
Alarms are ringin', Lightanimal's singin',
All is merry and bright.
So hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause J'onn J'onzz comes tonight.
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Right down the Watch Tower hallways,
He's got a Watch Tower filled with heroes
To smash the villains down again.
Hear those alarm bells beep and blare,
Oh what a terrible sight,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
'Cause J'onn J'onzz comes tonight.
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Here comes J'onn J'onzz,
Right down the Watch Tower hallways,
He'll come around when alarms ring out,
It's battle time again.
Peace on earth will come to all,
If we just follow the light,
So let's give thanks to the Lord above
'Cause J'onn J'onzz comes tonight.
It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the cafeteria, glistening once again
With candy canes and silver trays aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Lights in every hall
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own door.
A pair of cowboy boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Vigilante;
A mace that sparkles and brings pain
Is the wish of Shayera;
And Lightanimal can hardly wait for the snow to end again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the cafeteria, one in the rooms as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the alarms will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the battle that you have
Right within your city.
Nuttin' For Christmas
(As sung by Flash)
I cracked a egg on John's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Shayera's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Clark's rug;
I made Booster Gold eat a bug;
Bought a gun with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Clark and J'onn are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on J'onn's chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Diana's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Vixen's plants
Stole Green Lantern's ring,
Filled the Batcave with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Clark and J'onn are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Must Be J'onn J'onzz
Who's got skin that's pale and green?
J'onn's got skin that's pale and green.
Who comes around on a special night?
J'onn comes around on a special night.
Special night, skin that's green,
Must be J'onn, must be J'onn,
Must be J'onn, J'onn J'onzz.
Who wears boots and a cape of blue?
J'onn wears boots and a cape of green.
Who wears a red X on his chest?
J'onn wears a red X on his chest.
Red X in chest, cape that's blue,
Special night, skin that's green,
Must be J'onn must be J'onn,
Must be J'onn, J'onn J'onzz.
Who's a telepathic?
J'onn's a telepathic.
Who loves Oreos cookies?
J'onn loves Oreo cookie.
Oreos, telepathic,
Red X in chest, cape that's blue,
Special night, skin that's green,
Must be J'onn must be J'onn,
Must be J'onn, J'onn J'onzz.
Who's the head of the Justice League?
J'onn's the head of the Justice League.
Many superheroes to save the day,
J'onn's in control of many superheroes to save the day.
Superheroes, head of Justice League,
Oreos, telepathic,
Red X in chest, cape that's blue,
Special night, skin that's green,
Must be J'onn, must be J'onn,
Must be J'onn, J'onn J'onzz.
Lightanimal, Flash, Shayera, Batman,
Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Arrow.
Superheroes, head of Justice League,
Oreos, telepathic,
Red X in chest, cape that's blue,
Special night, skin that's green,
Must be J'onn J'onzz!
I Saw Diana Kissing Batman
(Sung by Lightanimal)
I saw Diana kissing Batman
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the hall to have a snack;
She thought that I was tucked up in my room fast asleep.
Then, I saw Diana tickle Batman
Underneath his chin;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Flash had only seen
Diana kissing Batman last night.
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
(Sung by Booster Gold)
When I was but a newbie,
I could never learn the names,
of the members of the League.
I was always lost,
Then Lightanimal found out,
And taught me the members this way:
"C" is for Captain Atom,
"H" for Hawkgirl,
"R" is for Red Tornado,
"I" is for Ice,
"S" is for Supergirl and Superman,
"T" is for Thunderbolt,
"M" is for Mr. Terrific,
"A" is for Aquaman,
"S" is for Stargirl,
And that's how you remember the members of the Justice League.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
(Sung by Lightanimal to Flash, who is not on Monitor duty, but Light is)
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
because,
you're not stuck on monitor duty.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
I will haunt you everyday.
Here I am as in olden days,
Stuck up in space.
While you're among friends,
Who gather near to you once more.
Through the years
We have been in many battles,
Yet the Fates allow
Me to be stuck up here,
among the stars.
And let you been down on Earth, having,
A merry little Christmas now.
Oh Metro Tower
(Sung by Lex Luther)
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower!
Thy contents will be the death of me!
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Thy contents will be the death of me!
Not only during the day,
But even at night is thy bustling with heroes
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Thy contents will be the death of me!
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Much displeasure doth thou bring me!
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Much displeasure doth thou bring me!
For every day the Metro Tower,
Brings to us criminals so much fear.
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Much displeasure doth thou bring me!
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Thy light-powered heroes shine out brightly!
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Thy light-powered heroes shine out brightly!
Each hero doth hold its tiny place,
That makes each villain fear.
O Metro Tower, O Metro Tower,
Thy light-powered heroes shine out brightly!
I want a hippopotamus for christmas
(Sung by Flash)
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our the hanger door,
Just bring him through the teleporter, that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning, I can just hear Batman's disapproval,
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Superman says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Lightanimal says a hippo is a vegetarian
There's lots of room for him in the Watch Tower, or even the Metro Tower
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, I can just hear Batman's disapproval,
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
You're A Mean One Darkseid
(Sung by Superman)
You're a mean one, Darkseid
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Darkseid!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Darkseid!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Darkseid!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Darkseid!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick Batman,
Darkseid!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick Batman!
You're a foul one, Darkseid!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Darkseid!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Darkseid!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Darkseid!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Darkseid!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
Put one foot in front of the other
(Sung by Lightanimal and Flash)
(Both)
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
(Flash)
You never will get where you're going
If you never get up on your feet
Come on, there's a good tail wind blowing
A fast walking man is hard to beat
(Both)
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
(Lightanimal)
If you want to change your direction
If your time of life is at hand
Well don't be the rule be the exception
A good way to start is to stand
(Both)
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
(Flash)
If I want to change the reflection
I see in the mirror each morn
You mean that it's just my election
To vote for a chance to be reborn
(Both)
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be racing 'round the Tower
Rockin' Over the World
(Sung by Tim, the second Robin)
Rockin' over the world
Rockin' over the world
The place is hoppin'... there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' over the world
And if your spirits swing that girl
Rockin' over the world tonight
Rockin' on top of the world
Rockin' on top of the world
The place hoppin'... there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' on top of the world
And if your spirits swing that girl
Rockin' over the world tonight... yeah
C'mon show me... woo... woo... yak yak...
Up here where it's freezin'... everybody needs some heat
No more ringy dingy
Time to get up on your feet... yeah
Up on my feet
Rockin' over the world
Rockin' over the world
The place is hoppin'... there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' on top of the world
Blow your horn and swing that girl
Rockin' on top of the world tonight... yeah
A duby duby duby yeah...
Up here where it's freezin'... everybody needs some heat
No more ringy dingy
Time to get up on your feet... aah yeah
Get up on my feet
Rockin' over the world
Rockin' over the world
The place is hoppin'... there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' on top of the world
Blow your horn and swing that girl
Rockin' over tonight
Rockin' over the world
Rockin' over the world
The place is hoppin'... there ain't no stoppin'
Rockin' over the world
Blow your horn and swing that girl
Rockin' over the world tonight... yeah
Yes, we're rockin' over the World!
Electricity
(Sung by Live Wire)
Pain! Pain!
Ooh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Hey, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Say, we got it!
Electricity!
Pain! Pain!
Oh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
So, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yo, we got it!
Electricity!
Here, we've only got one rule:
Never ever get back up!
Keep lyin' on ground,
You've got-
A massive headache!
Pain! Pain!
Ooh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Hey, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Say, we got it!
Electricity!
Pain! Pain!
Oh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
So, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yo, we got it!
Electricity!
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever get back up!
(Never ever get backup!)
Keep on lyin' on the ground,
Soon, ya got a massive headache!
Pain! Pain!
Ooh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Hey, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Say, we got it!
Electricity!
Pain! Pain!
Oh, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
So, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yo, we got it!
Electricity!
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever get back up!
(Never ever get backup!)
Keep on lyin' on the ground,
Soon, ya got a massive headache!
Pain! Pain!
Hey, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Whoa, we got it!
Pain! Pain!
Yeah, we got it!
Electricity!