Hi there! This is my first fanfic so please be gentle. R&R!

The day was just ending at the Masaki house, everyone was gathered around the table eating dinner. Tenchi got done with his chores and was beaten pretty badly by his grandfather today training. Ayeka and Ryoko had been fighting all day again. Mihoshi helped around the house until she caused a massive explosion in the kitchen earlier and was banned from anymore chores. Noike helped Tenchi with his chores, Washu was in her lab all day, and Sasami, did everything she does everyday around the house. While Ryo-Ohki slept most of the day close to Sasami.

"Can you hand me some more rice please Little Washu?" Tenchi asked.

"No problem." the tiny genius said.

Then as if on cue, the doors exploded and a young man was thrown through the house and skidded to a stop in the kitchen. Everyone was freaked out and thought that someone had just died in their house! They were shocked to see the young man get up and start wailing his hand in pain, because Sasami left her new knife out on the kitchen counter top and it had just impaled his hand.

"GOD DAMNITT!!!" the kid shouted out. He looked up to see everyone wince as he pulled the knife out of his hand.

"WHAT THE HELL KID?" Ryoko asked rudely. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?!?!" she yelled pointing at her spilled bottle of sake.

"I'm really sorry but I don't have time for this!" the kid said. As he ran upstairs to find a place to hide.

Then everyone felt the ground starting to shake. "Oh no." the kid said to himself. Then walking in from the hole that was their doors came a giant, muscular man with a smaller, older looking man walking behind him. The giant was holding a M60 machine gun and the old man had glasses and a cane.

"O come out and play kid!The old man shouted.

He then signaled to his muscle and the giant opened fire on the upstairs. After the five second burst of the machine gun ended the young man stepped out from a corner and opened fire with his Desert Eagle. He managed to make to the big guy stumble but he quickly recovered and opened fire again. This time the kid was under the gun and pushed it up into the roof, blowing the roof off. The big guy connected with a left hook and sent him flying. He then raised his machine gun at him.

"Good. Good. Now finish him Lurk" the old man sneered. But his muscle did not fire his weapon. "What the hell? I gave you an order now obey me!" he yelled. But the big guy did not budge. "If you disobey an order then you'll die with him!"

Then a shotgun blast was heard throughout the house.

The old man then fell to his knees, blood dripping from his mouth, and collapsed onto the floor. And standing behind the man was a being that looked like Ryo-Ohki in her human form but with jeans, t-shirt and a bucket hat, holding a 12-gauge combat shotgun in his hands.

Lurk then helped the kid up and quietly walked through the hole in the house. Throwing his weapon into the lake and running off into the woods. Everyone stared at what just happened and then they remembered. THIS KID JUST RUINED OUR DINNER! They all shot glaring looks at the kid and the young man sheepishly spoke; "I'm sorry for everything that happened here. If you wish I will personally prepare some more food for you all."

Ayeka then spoke up; "We don't even know your name!"

"Oh I'm sorry. My name is Tenchu." the young boy said. (A/n: I know it's a dumb name but please spare me this one time!)

They then turned their attention to his counterpart still holding the shotgun. "And that is Cairo, my wing man." Tenchu said as to appease their anger/curiosity.

"WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! YOU RUINED MY BEST SAKE!" Ryoko yelled in Tenchu's face.

But Tenchu did not hear a word of what she said because he had already passed out from blood loss.

Well, how do you guys like it so far? Please give me insight and better ideas! Thank you!