*giggles*

I am NOT sorry!

I'M WRITING SENRAN KAGURA!

Story:
Oyamada Kazuki is a student at Hanzo Academy who accidentally found out about the Kunoichi's hidden school. But he's been wondering about Ninjas for quite some time and wanted to know how it was like to be one. Sure, the girls don't really take lightly of a boy with no knowledge of Ninja skills to enter, but Kiruya-Sensei knows about the boy's family, and he knows he's got the potential. All he needs to do is pass the initial tests and try to live his life as the first Shinobi of the Academy. Although the girls from Hanzou Academy and even the Serpents kind of get into various shenanigans with him.

Characters:
-Asuka
-Ikaruga
-Katsuragi
-Yagyu
-Hibari
-Kazuki
-Kiriya
-Homura
-Yomi
-Mirai
-Hikage
-Haruka
-Rin

SENRAN KAGURA
THE SHINOBI WAY

Episode 1: This is Unexpected...

One more day at Hanzo Academy! My name is Oyamada Kazuki and I'm a second year student here. I am a Shinobi Researcher, OK, that's not a profession, but it's actually what do I do: I research about ninjas and their objectives in history. Ninjas were once used by Emperors to protect them from harm. I myself have been wondering how was it like to be a ninja... Of course, I needed hard work and determination to be one, but I would try nonetheless. I am 19 years old and living here in Asakusa for 4 years straight!

(Hanzo Academy, 03:12 pm)

Hah... Lunch time, I take my time to explore the campus a little bit for a while.

Then I come across this room: It looks very antique, something like those temples from the town. I walk around the room.

"Heh... How come no one found this?" I say to myself, then I come across a gap in the room "Eh?" This gap shouldn't be here, was it a misconception on the architecture? Anyway, I walk to the gap.

"Doesn't seem like this wasn't don- WHOA!" The gap suddenly turns around taking me with it! After that some doors open and I'm on a somewhat weird room.

"Eh?" This room looks like a Japanese house from the time before Christ. It had octagonal windows and wooden pillars on each part of the room.

"So, after all this training I really need to cool off somehow, Ikaruga. I mean, I can't look this sweaty for a mission!" Someone was talking. Training? Mission? Where the hell am I?

Then a door slides open revealing two girls. Both of them used the school's uniform. One had a short hair and the other had a very long black one.

"Still, you don't have to-" They notice me in the room and fall silent. We keep this silence for two minutes until...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" The two girls shout all of a sudden!

"AH! WH-WH-WHAT?! I WAS NOT PEEKING!" I cover my eyes to protect myself, but then I was pinned down on the wall by a girl with white twin-tails and an... Eye-patch? And OH MY GOD, SHE WAS HOLDING A KUNAI BY MY THROAT! "AAAH! HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! PLEASE, SPARE MY LI-I-I-I-I-I-IFE!" I was crying now, I didn't want to die! Not now!

"Yagyu-Chan! Stop!" A girl with pink hair tried to hold her off, but that just made her touch her Kunai in my throat, unconsciously, I shouted:

"WHAT IS WRONG ABOUT RESEARCHING THE NINJA WAY?!" When I shouted that, all the girls in the room had faces of shock, even the girl who was threatening me. And then, the girl lets me go.

"Oh my god! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! J-Just take my cell-phone, my money, my wallet, anything! Just don't kill me!" I bowed on the floor, crying, I sure was saved, but I was still afraid that they would try to kill me.

"Wh-wh-why is a man here?!" One of the girls said. "This place was supposed to be secret!"

"Eh?" What? Secret? Did I enter someplace I shouldn't? I muster my courage to try to look up...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? Boob paradise? I'm seeing girls with E, F, H, D and G cups! Wait, why am I thinking that? Pervert Kazuki! I hit my head to shake these thoughts out of my mind and stand up.

"Look, whatever the hell I did to you, I'M SORRY! You don't have to kill me to settle the score! At least... Punish me or something!" I say with a trembling voice, after that, a blonde girl that was with them ran over to my side and hugged my arm.

Wait... Is she- SHE'S PRESSING AGAINST ME!

"Well isn't this interesting girls?! Finally someone I can have fun teasing!" The girl pressing against me says, what the hell is wrong with this girl?!

"Hey! Cut that out!" I shout for her to stop, but she just presses even more on me!

"Aww, come on! Don't tell me you don't like this!" Is she trying to seduce me?

"Katsu-Nee! That's enough!" The girl with short hair pulls the blonde one out of me. Phew! Thank you!

"Although..." The girl with long hair spoke "You've said something interesting to save yourself..." Oh, I remember, but before I could talk... I noticed something very bad from behind us.

"SMOKE BOMB!" I shouted, the smoke bomb blew off. We were all coughing because of the smoke that was created, but then I noticed something:

WHY WAS ONE OF THE GIRLS IN MY LAP?! I quickly got out from under the girl, causing her to fall to the floor.

"Ouch! Hey! That was very comfy you know!" The girl said. Sure, but I don't want to sound like a pervert here!

"It seems we have a visitor here..." A very grave voice just said, oh goodness, a man! Finally. I turn around and see a man in a black outfit. Who is he?

"Hello, young student." He greets me.

"Ah! Erm... Ko-Koninchua..." I greet him. He seems surprised by my response, so I explain. "A-A ninja must always be cordial to its allies!" The girls seems surprised by that, then the girl with long hair comes over to me.

"How do you know so much about Ninjas?" She asks me.

"Um... I-I... Er..." Oh god, I'm so nervous. That entrance really scared me back there... But a ninja must never be nervous! I try to breathe myself to regain my composure.

"Hmmm... Why do you act like a Shinobi calming down?" The man asks.

"Um... I am researching about the Ninjas and how their life style was, but ended up getting used to act a little Ninja-like! Except in battle though." I was not the best in fighting, but at least in the Ninja life-style, I was used to.

"Hmmm..." The man is pondering with himself, is it possible that...

"Um... Did I ended up in a secret ninja academy by accident?" I said. "Oh man... I know I fascinate ninjas, but how am I gonna get outta this one?"

Everyone was looking at me. Let me get this straight: I found a secret door that leads to a secret school of ninja arts? If that's true, then I shouldn't have come here... And if I go back, they'll chase me down because they're gonna think I will say what I found out in the open.

"Please, tell me what's your name, young man." The master said.

"O-Oyamada K-Kazuki" The master felt shocked after hearing my name, I wonder why?

"L-Look! I-I mean no harm in discovering this! B-But I know if I go out now, I'll be in real trouble... S-So... please help me in someway!" I pleaded to keep myself alive. I just couldn't step in here and get out like it was nothing!

"I've got an Idea, Kiriya-Sensei." The short haired girl said. "It might be... problematic for us, since we are girls... but..." Why was she blushing? "Can we have him on our academy?" Oh, that's wh-

Eh?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" The proposition surprised everyone, even me! But... how am I going to survive a school full of girls?

"A-Asuka! Do you even know what you're asking for?!" The girl that threatened me said.

"But... He's so interested in ninjas I would BET he wanted to live like one!" How did she...?! I stand up.

"How did you know that?!" I shout.

"See! I got a point, Yagyu!" Yagyu, huh? OK, I'm trying to remember their names "Wait, Eh?!"

"Yeah! It's like that! I wonder myself how it is to be a ninja!" I tell them "I'm sure it's filled with hard work and training, but that's because the one being the ninja must be determined to endure these sorts of things to be a true ninja! In my days researching how a ninja life was like, I know how hard it is, but if you're strong enough to live that life, you can be a very strong ninja!" Everyone was amazed of my speech there. Whoa... It was that motivational?

"Looks like we have someone with the soul of a ninja here with us." Kiriya said. Gee, really? I never noticed. "Asuka, I might take up your offer. And it's also a great plan now that he knows about this place."

"I-I swear on the ninja pride I will never speak of this place!" I said. I mean, no one was supposed to find out about this place, so I better not spill it out!

"Gee! We know that, would'ja?" The blonde girl said, annoyed... Right...

"Can we just introduce ourselves? I think our little entrance might have left him a lot nervous than a shaking bamboo..." The pink haired girl cracked a joke, I just couldn't control my laugh.

"Sorry, but 'shaking bamboo' just nailed it for me! Hehehe!"

The five girls were in line in front of me to present themselves.

(You will notice that most of the first names of the girls will be made up, because there was no info on them before. Oh, by the way: Japanese. You'll see that language A LOT on this story, but this story is mostly english!)

"Watashiwa Narukame Asuka, yoroshi kune!" (My name is Narukame Asuka, it's nice to meet you!) The short-haired girl said.

"Watashiwa Torahime Ikaruga, I hope we have a great relation." The long-haired girl said.

"Watashiwa Okonogi Katsuragi! I am so pleased to finally meet a male friend!" Yeah... pleased... (That Okonogi is a reference to a visual novel!)

"Watashiwa Noragami Hibari, yoroshi kune!" The pink-haired girl said.

"You've heard my name before, but... Watashiwa Megurine Yagyu." Yeah, Asuka said her name before.

"OK, my turn." I said. "Watashiwa Oyamada Kazuki, I hope we will have very great times on this secret academy and that I can be on your level."

We all end with a bow.

I wonder what's going to happen on this secret academy now that I turned into one of Jumenji Kiriya's students... At least, if I can keep my sanity in check, because... Holy crap, these girls are VERY sexy! Oh well... That's what you would expect from a Kunoichi! (Female Ninja)

I am digging some of the Japanese expressions... but I need more practice, really. I want to write Romaji one day!