Worst Nightmare
*Disclaimer: I don't own Invader ZIM! Jhony-nen does! ::holds up picture of Jhonen Vasquez:: DON'T SUE ME!!!! ::hides::
Okay. anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!
Scene: Zim's Lab. Zim is busy on the computer looking up things about human weaknesses while GIR is sitting on the floor playing with a rubber piggy.
Zim: Fascinating. so humans are weakened by lack of caffeine. interesting. So I could steal all the coffee in the world and the humans would be weak.powerless. EASILY CONQUERED!
GIR: COFFEE? I LIKE THEM COFFEE! IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Zim: Not that you would need any coffee. Computer- make me a anti-caffeine device. THEN I'LL USE IT TO RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Computer: Malfunction.
The computer's screen flickers and all the electricity in the base goes out.
Zim: NOOOOO! Without the computer being operational, I can't access anything! No anti-caffeine device, no brainfreezies, no nothing! WHYEE?????
GIR: YOU COULD ALWAYS GO TO ONE OF THEM STORES AND BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE OF THEM COMPUTERS!
Zim: You're right! But the computer is my source for human money and without money I can't buy a new computer.
GIR: I SAW SOMETHIN' ON TV ONCE AND THEY SAID THAT IF YOU GET A JOB THEN YOU CAN GET LOTSA MONIES! LIKE THIS LADY DIDN'T HAVE NONE MONIES AND THEN SHE GOT A JOB AND NOW SHE HAS LOTSA MONIES!
Zim: True. and I could learn more about human behavior. but working for humans makes me make little.sicky noises.
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!! Suspense! Where will Zim get a job? Is GIR actually right for once? Find out next time.maybe.
And while you're at it, push the review button. Go on, press it!
FREE TACOS FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS! ^_^
*Disclaimer: I don't own Invader ZIM! Jhony-nen does! ::holds up picture of Jhonen Vasquez:: DON'T SUE ME!!!! ::hides::
Okay. anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!
Scene: Zim's Lab. Zim is busy on the computer looking up things about human weaknesses while GIR is sitting on the floor playing with a rubber piggy.
Zim: Fascinating. so humans are weakened by lack of caffeine. interesting. So I could steal all the coffee in the world and the humans would be weak.powerless. EASILY CONQUERED!
GIR: COFFEE? I LIKE THEM COFFEE! IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Zim: Not that you would need any coffee. Computer- make me a anti-caffeine device. THEN I'LL USE IT TO RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Computer: Malfunction.
The computer's screen flickers and all the electricity in the base goes out.
Zim: NOOOOO! Without the computer being operational, I can't access anything! No anti-caffeine device, no brainfreezies, no nothing! WHYEE?????
GIR: YOU COULD ALWAYS GO TO ONE OF THEM STORES AND BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE OF THEM COMPUTERS!
Zim: You're right! But the computer is my source for human money and without money I can't buy a new computer.
GIR: I SAW SOMETHIN' ON TV ONCE AND THEY SAID THAT IF YOU GET A JOB THEN YOU CAN GET LOTSA MONIES! LIKE THIS LADY DIDN'T HAVE NONE MONIES AND THEN SHE GOT A JOB AND NOW SHE HAS LOTSA MONIES!
Zim: True. and I could learn more about human behavior. but working for humans makes me make little.sicky noises.
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!! Suspense! Where will Zim get a job? Is GIR actually right for once? Find out next time.maybe.
And while you're at it, push the review button. Go on, press it!
FREE TACOS FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS! ^_^